Shawn Turk

Software Engineer & Game Dev

[Shawn Turk @ShawnTurk33]

@CoffeeandIrony I learned which you choose to save is actually more a reflection of your culture. Different cultures will choose differently in this scenario.

[Lucas @Luprimha]

Dunkey tuvo razón cuando dijo "Ahora la gente me mira raro por decir que me gusta, en un par de años todos te van a mirar raro si decís que no te gusta". Obra maestra incomprendida en su momento y víctima de lo peor de la internet. No confíes en una persona que hatee el TLOU2

[Shawn Turk @ShawnTurk33]

@shinygirl404 They are hoping to find women to style them 😅

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this is whats "destroying gaming" btw- not woke, dei or whatever the neckbeard streamers and sloptubers want you to believe.

[Shawn Turk @ShawnTurk33]

@dawnmoer @nghtmarefuel Rell has a pink star guardian skun

[Shawn Turk @ShawnTurk33]

@ChefGreginald Doesn't Arena still work because it's a mana ability or am I wrong?

[Shawn Turk @ShawnTurk33]

@boomsizzlex @StappingPower @riotgames @LeagueOfLegends What about Sejauni with a pink skin like Poro Rider?

[xPetu @xPetu]

> be me
> be 16
> play league of legends every day after school
> hardstuck low master
> shen gets reworked
> try him out
> win every game
> roleswap from jungle to top lane to play shen
> reach challenger instantly
> friends say it doesnt count because EUNE
> transfer to EUW
> hardstuck low master again
> go to military
> play on laptop during weekends
> reach challenger on EUW
> friends say it doesnt count because my shen is freelo toplaner
> try to hit rank 1
> fail and give up
> go to university to study mathematics
> take a course on optimization
> code an algorithm to find the best shen build based on damage calculations
> complexity is O(n!)
> realize this problem is difficult
> take all optimization courses uni has to offer
> study machine learning
> study deep learning
> meet a Vayne main whos doing a phd in robotics
> watch him demo his custom algorithm that plays League
> team up to solve the build optimization problem
> spend a year trying different ideas
> finally get a good idea
> write masters thesis on league of legends build optimization
> realize we need more data to get better results
> you need a consumer application to get more data from Riot
> try to build an app
> realize neither of us can code websites
> find an Olaf main who rebuilt opgg for himself just for fun
> add him to the team
> build working app
> get more data from Riot
> realize shen jungle is viable with the right build
> roleswap back to jungle after 10 years of top lane
> spam shen jungle with optimized build
> make youtube video on it
> shen becomes the highest win rate jungler
> mfw

[Shawn Turk @ShawnTurk33]

@suchnerve Live action Avatar removing Sokka's earlier misogyny :/ a cleansed character isnt as interesting

[🜏 Edmund McMillen 🜏 @edmundmcmillen]

Mewgenics releases feb 10th! wishlist on steam today! https://t.co/e9RR5U4rcN

[🜏 Edmund McMillen 🜏 @edmundmcmillen]

Todays contest is simple! RT and Like my pinned tweet! 3 random people will win copies of the game! if you can make a post somewhere that gets numbers you can win a merch box + free copy! ( dont spam! )

[Shawn Turk @ShawnTurk33]

@drsmithy @RichardHanania They also people they consider to be "race traitors".

[Shawn Turk @ShawnTurk33]

@shadydoorags There is literally https://t.co/wNDKIiS9Y5 exactly for this purpose. I also track every game ive beaten on a spreadsheet. Why not remember what you engage with?

[Andrew Prahlow @andrewprahlow]

thank you for a wonderful 2025

[Shawn Turk @ShawnTurk33]

@andrewprahlow As one of these listeners, your music is such a key part of what makes Outer Wilds such a masterpiece. It gives me existential nostalgia.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

“Nazi” isn’t a slur. It’s a word that describes real people who earnestly believe in their ideas. Their ideas are disgusting and hateful, but of course they often do not realize it.

I keep running into racists who think that it’s not white supremacist to think that white people are inherently superior to other races. No…that’s the whole definition!! The fact that they believe it earnestly and don’t think it’s an idiotic, hateful belief doesn’t mean it’s not an idiotic, hateful belief.

Nazi isn’t a word that means “bad evil boogeyman” it means “someone who believes in their own racial superiority, extreme protectionist nativism, the purifying of society by eliminating undesirables, expansionism, active suppression of dissent, and total state power held in the hands of a very small group.”

Make sure the people you’re cheering for don’t believe these things because otherwise…

[Shawn Turk @ShawnTurk33]

@IGN This is a genuinely amazing play with a ton of refreshing replayability. This has become a regular in my game group.

[Shawn Turk @ShawnTurk33]

@megannn_lynne Me during Superman

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DONALD IS FINISHED — HE IS NO LONGER “HOT.” FIRST THE HANDS (SO TINY) AND NOW ME — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — HAVE TAKEN AWAY HIS “STEP.” MANY ARE SAYING HE CAN’T EVEN DO THE “BIG STAIRS” ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE — USES THE LITTLE BABY STAIRS NOW. SAD! TOMORROW HE’S GOT HIS “MEETING” WITH PUTIN IN “RUSSIA.” NOBODY CARES. ALL THE TELEVISION CAMERAS ARE ON ME, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR. EVEN LOW-RATINGS LAURA INGRAM (EDITS THE TAPES!) CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL MAPS. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR LIBERATION DAY, AMERICA! DONNIE J MISSED “THE DEADLINE” (WHOOPS!) AND NOW I RUN THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[Shawn Turk @ShawnTurk33]

@LordLud1 The dream!