Shawn Johnson

Beauty school drop out

[Chris Duke @chrisduketv]

#Jeep - 1 | Gravity - 0

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

If my wife is 5'11 or taller Ima just stay home and cook shit and watch the kids since she wanna be the man of the house so bad

[Shawn Johnson @Shawn_Johnson54]

Politics, politics, I hate college, politics, I love college, "you won't believe what happens next!". Social media sucks anymore

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Potential Patriots QB Replacements

[Shawn Johnson @Shawn_Johnson54]

Buying a can of dip and "healthy gum" toothpaste #counterproductive

[Ethan Nichol @EthanNichol10]

I am thoroughly convinced the most egregious sin known to man is contentedness toward mediocrity

[Shawn Johnson @Shawn_Johnson54]

You know, sometimes you have to be the bad guy... Whether you like it or not

[Shawn Johnson @Shawn_Johnson54]

Time to pick my favorite Hampton #ASU #20repsfor20years

[Shawn Johnson @Shawn_Johnson54]

Baddest mofo in the valley #RideTheLightning

[Shawn Johnson @Shawn_Johnson54]

Beer and PB&J is not a good mix

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Here's a photo of Colin Kaepernick being oppressed by white people.

[Andrew Sierawski @asierawski52]

Now that's a squad

[Shawn Johnson @Shawn_Johnson54]

Ive been awake for 2 hours... I definitely deserve a nap

[Shawn Johnson @Shawn_Johnson54]

Today is a thrash metal kind of day \m/ #metal

[NCAA Men's Wrestling @NCAAWrestling]

It's #GOLD for Helen Maroulis! The Simon Fraser grad is now the first US women's wrestling Olympic champ! #NCAAtoRio

[Shawn Johnson @Shawn_Johnson54]

If anyone is in Delaware and wants to get some golfing in, hit me up

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Some sissy told me, “Don’t fall in love, you might get hurt.” Cracked a cold one and told him, “Don’t live, you might die. Merica.”

[Shawn Johnson @Shawn_Johnson54]

Life motto: Fuck it, why not?

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

After the 9/11 attacks, the French said "Today, we are all American." Well, today we are all French. Godspeed Nice.