Shawn Manwich

Retired pilot just living life ✈️, E-cigarette enthusiast, semi-professional kazoo player, sexual lubricant proponent, Eggo waffle connoisseur

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Green Day and Nelk sodas #naysayersinparadise

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Guys: would u ever send this to a girl with a bf?

#expand

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Nice vase

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Best part about eating wagyu is knowing you can’t buy it on EBT

#checkoutmymeat

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@tipnado @th3drunkbastard I got two foot long turderburgers extra fecal for someone called “The Refrigerator”

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@rick2013pitino A wise man at my 3PL (3rd party logistics) internship told me “if it fits, it ships. And that applies to life too.”

I feel like this applies here

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Trained the pooch well

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Blumpkin patch at the Stu

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So down bad, my Chat GPT Plus got declined

#LockingIn

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Wtf is happening in Starkville

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Bag? @ShayneQuilted

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Hail to the NAACP

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Dude is absolutely mowing Capri Suns

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Sunday rot

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Guido

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If this hot tub isn’t 1/2 pussy cream and jizz by the time I graduate, I wasted my senior year.

#cumtub

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Gonna be a movie

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Had to ask for 2 marg glasses so the waiter didn’t think I was a holic

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Diggin in yo butt.

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Buddies hometown bar has memes on rotate