Shawn

clearly I know what I’m doing, just ask Sierra

[Shawn @Shawn_Obreezy]

Things I coulda went D1 in:

Pool football
Leaf blowing
Chicken wing eating
Madden

[Shawn @Shawn_Obreezy]

@TheScottyMoose What are the question marks? Only one really is Nabors

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Knicks win every ESPY they're nominated for:

🧹 Best Male Athlete - Jalen Brunson
🧹 Best Championship Performance - Jalen Brunson
🧹 Best NBA Player - Jalen Brunson
🧹 Best Play - OG Anunoby
🧹 Best Team - New York Knicks

[Shawn @Shawn_Obreezy]

you just never ever ever know you better keep them eyes open boy

[Shawn @Shawn_Obreezy]

@KiD_kotaa Because of how striking this relationship is in nature, the phrase "every parasite needs a host" is frequently used as a metaphor in art, literature, and culture to describe toxic relationships, financial exploitation, or systemic power imbalances.

[Kylie Robison @kyliebytes]

i’m starting to think we massively fucked up by ditching cable television and replacing it with 6 different streamers

[Neet @neet_sol]

does the concept of working every monday through friday in your 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, and 60s not sound ridiculous to anyone else

[Jaynez 🎮 @JaynezPlays]

Without physical games:

- Midnight launches are dead
- Collectors Editions lose half of their value
- You can’t share, trade, or sell your games
- You can’t buy used games
- If there’s a server outage, you’re shit out of luck
- YOU OWN NOTHING

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

CRAZY VIDEO: A woman hiking in Canada nearly became a grizzly bear’s next meal but managed to miraculously escape with her dog 🙏

[Jack @jm8996]

Worst of all: Jaxson Dart - introducing the President of the United States

[Shawn @Shawn_Obreezy]

"Hi. Yes, I'd like to put 200 on black"

[Shawn @Shawn_Obreezy]

very easy to get lost in the sauce

[Damon Amendolara @DamonAmendo]

Bills fans and Lions fans and Browns fans and Jets fans and Bengals fans and Guardians fans and Suns fans and Padres fans and Sabres fans and Vikings fans and Mariners fans and Brewers fans and… believe. Stay with it.

It happens. And it will be beautiful.

[Shawn @Shawn_Obreezy]

@caitlyn_0b since you got my number blocked I gotta message you here! Big Bro loves you