First Lady Gelato 🍧

🇯🇲🇨🇦 | big 3: Pisces, Taurus, Aquarius | she/her | Before I am a woman, I am a menace to society

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

they bloom regardless

[First Lady Gelato 🍧 @Shawnaah]

All the couples suck I’m so sorry lol these conversations are so boring #LoveIsland

[First Lady Gelato 🍧 @Shawnaah]

Omg…

[isthemicisawn @isthemicisoff]

The 5 calorie snack and black coffee…. This girl is in DEEP Ed omg

[First Lady Gelato 🍧 @Shawnaah]

Kenzie feels like everyone’s the one lmfao “I never felt this way” every time #LoveIsland

[kordell @lledrook]

free bro ngl after 17 years they just gotta give that nigga one

[Franc @FrancMeOff]

I couldn’t be on Love Island I’d want some head idk if they allow that

[Nick Tyrone @NicholasTyrone]

We know. That’s why we’re all pissed off that it’s there.

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

I know dem dinosaurs was screamin

[First Lady Gelato 🍧 @Shawnaah]

Y’all never deserved Sean #LoveIsland

[First Lady Gelato 🍧 @Shawnaah]

Some people really hate to see you shine lol very wild

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

...who else would you expect to show up but weird niggas?

"Yeah, I want coffee but you know what would make it better?"

[First Lady Gelato 🍧 @Shawnaah]

Why I had the casino pent house, the mega yacht and the solid gold plane. I was running things like Griselda Blanco

[First Lady Gelato 🍧 @Shawnaah]

This is how I had the guys living in GTA5

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

Billionaire displays his F1 race car in his mega yacht in Monaco

[brandon* @brndxix]

flying cars they said

[remx @biigrem]

Grocery shopping is so scary …… there are items that cost 7.99 that have never been 7.99 before

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[First Lady Gelato 🍧 @Shawnaah]

I was so genuinely unphased by this I didn’t even realize we were still not stocking the shelves with American alcohol

[CTV London @CTVLondon]

‘Everyone’s going to be kumbaya’: Ford reiterates U.S. booze will go back on store shelves once trade deal is signed https://t.co/WjZvsWmKb5

[🍋‍🟩🧊 @g5peat]

he thinks there is a hood in america that would faze a bosnian man

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

They be letting this man roam the streets freely with just a henny bottle and a mic

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

When the spurs are up 20 and a Knicks fan does the thing purely to get the game cancelled