Shawn Crary

Graphic Design Ninja, Half-Assed Husband & Father, Wannabe Comedian, Tesla Owner & Political Junkie.

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@Italian_rod Good daddy!

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@Italian_rod Thick

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@BitcoinPulseX 25k

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@KingTunde_SZN 32

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@Johnathoncaine4 Master!!

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@TheParadiseNg FAKE AND FALSE

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@dannymwilliams JESUS CHRIST, I just flooded my basement looking at this.

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@laurenboebert February 13, 2017...look familiar?
#Trash #MagaDummy #TakesOneToKnowOne #embarrassment

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Considering closing down my account, twitter has gotten so ugly and mean.

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@joncoopertweets Lyer McLyeAlot

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@RealLyndaCarter Nap in the City

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@thehill She betta bring her dry erase board and markers...we got some cleaning up to do in Cali.

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@dionnewarwick LOL TWOTED! Love it, I use the verb Twatted to describe when I send a Tweet. @dionnewarwick

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@elonmusk Very careless to express your political views publicly, especially for the thousands of Tesla employees.

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@RonFilipkowski Watched without the sound (can’t stand his small dick energy voice) and it looks like he’s doing really bad ASL.

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@RonFilipkowski Tiny "D" Energy. #TrumpIsDone #TrumpIsALaughingStock #TrumpForPrison #TrumpTreason

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@laurenboebert @realDonaldTrump Something we all can agree on…that you’re confused.

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@supersnuka @ksorbs @leftbehindmovie That’s a generous assumption

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I thought only famous people could get the blue check verified...I guess not. And WT the actual F...? Will someone take grandpa's phone away...obviously senile AF! @ksorbs

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My school had gym class. 2022 schools have sex toys for kindergartners.

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@jasonselvig I thought only famous people were able to get the blue check verified.