Joella Lafleur

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If your face had Welcome written on it, it would make a perfect doormat.

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Leslie Ersus. Taylor~ Feelings are vitality. And you can create your current entire world or perhaps crack your current entire world through

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Don't change horses in midstream. - German Proverb

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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

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it is easier to seek forgiveness in comparison with request authorization.

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The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. -Michelangelo

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Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT

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Motto of the Mulvany family~ Through struggle to the stars.

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johann wolfgang von goethe~ abilities are usually greatest nurtured within isolation personality is most beneficial produced within the stor

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it is safer to correct your faults which have a practical those people involving one more. -democritus

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Q: What did the leper say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip.

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Neither handsome enough to kill, nor ugly enough to frighten. - Spanish Proverb

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James Bryce~ The worth of a book is to be measured by what you can carry away from it.

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Character consists of what you do on the third and fourth tries. -James A. Michener

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Concentrate on finding your goal, then concentrate on reaching it. -Michael Friedsam

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Democritus~ More men have become great through practice than by nature.

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BREAKING NEWS: Rio Ferdinand wants move to Liverpool so he can get a call up for the Euros.

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A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.