Shawn Stoddart

👑King of self-sabotage👑

[Shawn Stoddart @Shawnwin]

Definitely not going to renew my @7eleven gold pass when literally every single gas station in the city of Greeley is ALWAYS out of fountain drinks. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

[Shawn Stoddart @Shawnwin]

Why would I upgrade to @AmazonAlexa+ if the basic Alexa doesn’t even work. Maybe when my music quits playing automatically and when commands can be understood the first time then I’ll think about subscribing, but I’m not wasting my money on this bullshit.

[Shawn Stoddart @Shawnwin]

@SouthwestAir Thank you so much Ashley! Looks like I’ll be getting comfortable for a few hours outside the ticket counter. Looking forward to boarding!

[Shawn Stoddart @Shawnwin]

@SouthwestAir
I’ve got a 5:45 am flight out of Denver. How early can I check my bags in?

[Shawn Stoddart @Shawnwin]

@Verizon wow. All I can say is wow. You don’t honor promises. You continually LIE to customers. I’m making a complaint to the FTC. This is not okay. You don’t care about customers; let alone one that has been a customer for 23 years.

[Shawn Stoddart @Shawnwin]

Self-love is NOT a destination, it’s a practice.
I used to think I’d wake up one day, finally fixed and happy. But that’s not how healing works. You don’t just arrive at a perfect version of yourself—you grow into it, daily. How do you practice self-love?

[Shawn Stoddart @Shawnwin]

Unpopular opinion: ‘Friends’ is the most overrated show ever. The jokes were never that funny, and Ross? Literally the worst character on TV. Fight me on this. 😂 Drop your thoughts below! No comments means you agree.

[Shawn Stoddart @Shawnwin]

@amazon probably should guarantee “overnight” shipping if they can’t guarantee my package will be deliver when it was promised when I purchased.

[Shawn Stoddart @Shawnwin]

@Chime I accidentally cancelled both my cards and have no physical card to use and I was told I just have to wait for the new cards to come in. Therefore I literally cannot use the money I have.

[Shawn Stoddart @Shawnwin]

I adore @Chime I really do but it’s getting so hard to want to keep the account. Between not being able to use a physical card and places declining my Apple Pay card I haven’t been able to purchase necessities in a few days.

[Shawn Stoddart @Shawnwin]

@Chime That’s not the problem. I have Apple wallet all set up but places are declining when I use Apple Pay

[Shawn Stoddart @Shawnwin]

The amount of problems I’ve been having with @alexa99 @amazon it’s beyond ridiculous. I’ve long held you guy far superior to Google or even Apple’s smart device, but after today I’m not sure anymore. Can’t even listen to a second of ANYTHING.

[Shawn Stoddart @Shawnwin]

So I bought a @getflipstik yesterday because I’d seen some Influencers using them. I now know not to trust influencers. I had my phone on the wall and the flipstik gave out and my phone fell and damn near broke.

[Shawn Stoddart @Shawnwin]

@presidentcass Welcome to the club! It’s been great!
I’m 31 next month 😭

[Shawn Stoddart @Shawnwin]

Seriously considering boycotting @Target for giving into homophobes. I’ve always preferred Target because I felt safe and accepted. Target giving into the homophobes and transphobes doesn’t make me feel safe there anymore. Target needs to set the example on how to SUPPORT LGBTQ+

[Shawn Stoddart @Shawnwin]

@Twitter STOP GIVING ME NOTIFICATIONS OF SHIT I HAVE BERY CLEARLY MARKED AS DO NOT SHOW ME. HOW MANY MORE OPTION DO I HAVE TO HAVE TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT NOT SHOW UP ON MY SHIT!!!

[Dylan @SkyofMilwaukee]

Time flies

[Shawn Stoddart @Shawnwin]

After muting anything that had to do with Taylor Swift, I am FINALLY seeing tweets from everything else I follow. Out of 15 tweets in my timeline, 2 of them were NOT Taylor related. Congrats Twitter and Swifties, you’ve made me despise Taylor now.

[Shawn Stoddart @Shawnwin]

Mine and my partner’s iPhones won’t update due to “not being connected to internet” but we’ve tried on MULTIPLE internet connections and get the same error. @Apple this may be what chases me away from iPhones. This needs fixed NOW. Send an update out that doesn’t even work 🙄

[Shawn Stoddart @Shawnwin]

AGAIN @panerabread messes up my order. $13 for a bread bowl and I got a small cup of soup and no bread. Talk about SCAM artists. Seriously considering cancelling my sip club membership and refusing to buy bagels for work at least once a month.