KINGshay⚜️

up and coming

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Marcello and Kevin Hart just reenacted Pinky Cole vs. Angela and they ate it all up! Bravo! #RHOA

[scorpios groove❤️‍🔥 @itsnotk2real]

I’m a girl and I hate cooking

[Yoh Asakura Stan Account @SamethyTheThird]

Icl, I have never once thought about Greek people and imagined blond and blue eyes
They make Greeks in that model? lmaoo

[Goddess ✨ @TheeGoddessHQ]

I don’t know how many times men will have to come on here and tell you people that friendship with you is of no benefit to them, so they don’t desire it. This is getting so tiring. Why are you guys so stubborn? Besides, what’s so special about male friendships? Y’all just place

[kommanderKraken 👾 @KommandKraken]

an interesting quirk I've noticed with a lot of millenials is how much of their humor is inspired by jim carrey's grinch

[alex @alexevans_14]

people hearing about the £2 bus cap and immediately needing to tell everyone it won't benefit them just sums up this country doesn't it

[Pheezy @easylikepheezy]

I miss when a remix meant a new beat, different structure, a slight change of lyrics with MAYBE a feature 🫩

[🇬🇩 💕 Lover Babe Rade 💕 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @MsRade92]

People take being able bodied for granted so often and I would urge everyone to fight for equality for disabled people. You can become disabled in the blink of an eye and all the things that you didn’t fight for could come back and bite you.

[Leah @LeahAgainAgain]

I cannot believe a £2 bus fare has caused so much uproar. “BUT I DONT GET THE BUS!” Ok have you considered the fact that not everything is about you though?

[Sofía @starkcanarie]

Rhaenyra and Daemon sharing a chest full of costumes for when they have to scooby doo it.

[swiss bae 🇨🇩 @thekonyjen]

this is exactly how i’m looking at it

[T✨ @txadel_]

I need black evangelists to stop targeting other black people. Be braver. Also leave me alone.

[Snarcasm Queen @MoreOrLessAMess]

Your kids will not thank you for this, neither will your husband. You will develop resentment over not being properly appreciated for sacrifices you weren't asked to make and your family will be baffled when you one day explode at them.

[Chidimma @The_Chidimma]

“You’re quite logical for a woman.”

— The stupidest man you’ve ever met.

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[໊ @alvcro]

producer’s favourite and producer plant are different things. y’all didn’t watch joey essex terrorize that villa for a paycheck and it shows

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

you can just say "okay" when someone tells you to do something and not do it. i learned that from men

[Juice @DustyWhoads]

TSA gonna have you hanging by your ankles

[faboolah @azninthesun]

the “you fucking the text man for texts” woman should win a nobel prize

[🌴 @babes1ntoyland]

men don’t even have empathy for their mothers. they want women to suffer the way their mothers did