Shay

My son + God = ❤️❤️

[Shay @ShayGoodas]

@jayythewave Make an adult zoo n people pay to see them specially. These ppl don’t know how to make money

[Shay @ShayGoodas]

Only 10 years is crazy

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Republican State Senator Ray Holmberg has been caught flying overseas to r*pe little boys.

He has been sentenced to 10 years in prison.

[Shay @ShayGoodas]

@vietbaddie Ngl if u know how to do the split, u gotta split atleast once a day so u don’t lose it 😂

[Shay @ShayGoodas]

I’d rather a hotel atp, the rules are ridiculous and the fees make no sense.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

And hotels give you rewards points

[💞 @ALM0NDBR0WN]

X is broke? Why they hounding me for that blue check subscription 😂

[dominique☼ @saokodomi]

elon stop harassing me with 40% off X premium ads

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

Girl dads:

Do not bring little girls into the men's room. We do not want little girls exposed to adult, male genitals.

You are welcome to bring your girl(s) into the women's restroom.

Just give a knock, say you're a girl dad coming in, and you'll be fine.

[Don Salmon @dijoni]

We knew they did not kill themselves. Finally, somebody had been arrested for killing these two twins..

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

when i feel unheard, i just stop speaking. it's not the healthiest trait but i rather reserve my energy for conversations with people who actively listen to me

[Adekunbi🌹❤️ @Adhekunbi]

As much as I don't wanna marry the wrong person, I also pray I am not the wrong person to whoever happens to be my life partner.

[Kush @kushika_twt]

My frontal lobe fully developed, and I realized that working a 9 to 5 job five days a week until I am 60 just so I can “enjoy” a few years when I am close to death is the worst idea I have ever seriously considered.

[Shay @ShayGoodas]

@_Trinitycrave @loveislandsn8 Nah where tf is Charlie? I got questions about his lil brother

[Shay @ShayGoodas]

@itsKARY_ Lmfao not her tryna rent out her parents Hookah lounge 😂😂😂😂

[Shay @ShayGoodas]

@DrianneBelleza Where’s she interviewing for before I pass judgement?

[Shay @ShayGoodas]

@ItsJonVera @zombAewAlk Nah, only through thick

[ellara @peacekful]

sleepaholic

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night"

me in the afternoon and at night :

[Bennedict @BennieSonamzi]

She is missing, please repost until she is found

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

Here’s his face coz BBC clearly didn’t want to tweet it.
The usual suspects.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me tryna avoid eye contact with the dude tryna holla at me