Shay

tryna get my Usher on, but I can’t let it burn

[Shay @Shayla747]

My favorite thing about dating is not the actual dating part, it’s the part where you give men nicknames so your friends remember who they are. My friend just said “bird shit guy totally likes me” and I knew immediately who she meant.

[Drea @DreaMGriff28]

John Wayne Gacy had kids too.

[Derek 🐂 Bullish on Baltimore @MobtownDare]

a second ex-wife just hit the south tower

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

not the point but they are SO fucking ugly

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

life before this tweet:

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Holy shit, This app is going to go absolutely bonkers when Trump meets the reaper.

[kristopher @kristophershinn]

The best window seat in Washington isn't on an airplane

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

OMFG.

THERE ARE LITERALLY 7 PEOPLE WATCHING THIS ENTERTAINMENT AT TRUMP’S GREAT AMERICAN STATE FAIR. ONE OF THEM IS ASLEEP.

[Noah Riffe @NoahRiffe]

You losers called the city you’re showing a burned down, empty, shithole.

You don’t get to claim ANY part of Seattle’s shine.

[😼 @dutchessprim]

When I hear they voted MAGA while complaining about gas and grocery prices …

[Jes @bloodstarvedjax]

I'm so fr you should be burned at the stake for saying this

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Look what we pulled out of the Reflecting Pool...

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

This and never hearing about chatGPT again please

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

will never forget the late night uber driver telling me they died so fast they don’t get to go to heaven; they just became nothing. really wish i knew more of his theories.

[Praise @tufpraise]

He was sentenced to ten years. Republicans let him out after 6 months. Disgusting.

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Happy Saturday everyone ☀️

This is so true 👇

[tom @pricesandvices]

Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal

[Lindsay Ballant @lindsayballant]

AI could never