shaylaJade__💋

Real Life: Mom | Realtor | Owner & Event Coordinator- RomanJadeEvents | Twitter comedian when I feel like it

[shaylaJade__💋 @ShaylaJade__]

I forgot about this app….

But I’m happy I remembered cause I need to vent 😭.

The MF next to me on this flight is fucking singing out loud and randomly talking to himself. And a baby 2 rows behind has been screaming the whole flight. Lol 😆 I need a nap. Kbye lol

[shaylaJade__💋 @ShaylaJade__]

Being a girl means going to Sephora for a $35 lip liner and walking out with a little bag smaller than your purse, $371 later 😂🫶🏼

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[shaylaJade__💋 @ShaylaJade__]

Well I see why no one was speaking about house of dragons. This episode was BORING

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[Jasmine 💕 @itsjasminetoyou]

Not giving your child more because “I didn’t have this as a kid and I was fine.” is pure hater shit to me. To me!

[shaylaJade__💋 @ShaylaJade__]

I’m at the age where I can date a 27 year old or a 47 year old and it’s a very odd place 😂🥹

[shaylaJade__💋 @ShaylaJade__]

Sometimes self care is taking it one day at a time. Dont think about yesterday and definitely don’t think about tomorrow. It’s okay to just be present in the now. Even if now mean sitting on your couch doing nothing ! 👏🏼

[shaylaJade__💋 @ShaylaJade__]

I don’t have it in me to selflessly pour into cups that love living broken anymore. People need to learn, look in the mirror, and handle their shit. Playing them strings hoping someone comes to fix their problems when the real problem is within. 🎻

Good day mfs, be blessed 🫶🏼

[shaylaJade__💋 @ShaylaJade__]

Don’t date the life of the party. Date the person who makes sure the life of the party makes it home safely >>>

[shaylaJade__💋 @ShaylaJade__]

My son just quietly opened my door and stuck his head in. I look over and he goes “oh, I woke up and just wanted to come check on you before going back to bed” 😩🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🩷

[shaylaJade__💋 @ShaylaJade__]

Inconsistency is one of the biggest turn offs

[𝙀𝙭𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙨 @Exulansista]

pink tulips

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@djku 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[shaylaJade__💋 @ShaylaJade__]

@djku There was two naked old ladies and their towels kept falling. 😫🫠 I’m over here like alright guys, time for me to go

[shaylaJade__💋 @ShaylaJade__]

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[shaylaJade__💋 @ShaylaJade__]

Me: “I need to start saving money”

Also me:
*walks into homegoods for a cup*
*walks out of homegoods - $400*

🫠😅😂

[shaylaJade__💋 @ShaylaJade__]

My son’s been sneaking in my bed the last 2 nights, just to knock out and try to knock me out while in his sleep 🥹😂 I love it here.

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@CollinRugg This hurts my soul. I hope she rots in jail !!!