commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast

#MNTwins STH. Nelson Cruz’s #1 fan. Heavy metal. Kylie Minogue. Nobel Peace Prize Nominee. Trevor Plouffe said I could be commish.The A’s belong in Oakland

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

He said what he said.

[DanHayesMLB @DanHayesMLB]

Byron Buxton loves the #MNTwins clubhouse vibes. The trade talk? "I don't give a f***. ... I ain't said nothing about leaving. Nor will I. I'm a Twin.” Story is open for all to read. Check it out in @TheAthletic only.
https://t.co/Y6wokw5A81

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

@Twins @UHC That’s awesome!

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

@welchmeyer Weekdays are always the best days

[St. Paul Saints @StPaulSaints]

From High-A @CRKernels to Double-A @WindSurgeICT and now the #TwoMenAndATruck Player on the Move as @paulshawn_24 joins us. He is 4-1 with a 2.65 ERA & 5 saves across 22 relief outings between the two stops. In 34.0 IP he has fanned 47 with a .246 OBA & 1.24 WHIP. Welcome Paulshawn

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

@themeasuredtake @hasanthehun @BrianLewisSD We are terby derby

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

@auntcarol2 @lizaboth We can all be old! My mom was 83

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

They’re gonna be really upset when they found out who did it and it’s that one dude

[CSPAN @cspan]

U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro (@USAttyPirro) on boxcutter used Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool vandalism: "Someone intentionally did a tremendous amount of damage to the pool...when I file a charge I'll be happy to show you a picture. We're trying to find out who did it."

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Happy World Porcupine Day, Violet! 💜

When threatened, the Cape porcupine uses its spines and quills to look bigger! Active at night, the Cape porcupine digs up roots and tubers with its strong claws.

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

Setting my thermostat to 77°F to own the libs

(I had it set to 76°F but the actual temp just won’t go above 75°F and I’m freezing)

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

@NotFestaFanatic I was sad about Jax because I like Jax but I was happy about Taj because i like Taj. Both things can be true. He seemed like one of those guys that had “it” and I was pleased with that part of the whole thing.

Like a diluted Cruz/Ryan situation except I didn’t know Joe yet

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

@TheBird_MN I come up with lots of songs all the time but they don’t catch on very well mostly because of the trade deadline and free agency

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

Good choice. I am a Michael Harris II enjoyer myself.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

England soccer fans went to the Braves game after their World Cup match and formed a Michael Harris II cheering section

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

@hammerito I don’t even know if I have pictures of me from senior year. I’d need to dig. But 03.

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

@VixitMortus I’m so sorry 🫂

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

This is a @2007warpedtour appreciation tweet.

Thank you for being you and thank you for being a good friend to me. I hope I am a good friend to you too. ❤️

You remain the 10 year younger emo version of me 😂 for better or for worse.

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

@Meotto @Audra_Martin She’s the best.

[MLB Hall of Pretty Good @hallofgoodpod]

🚨PRETTY UNANIMOUS WATCH🚨

We’re down to the wire here, folks, and we all know what’s at stake. Prince Fielder is still sitting at 99% with less than two hours until voting closes.

He has officially become only the second player ever to receive more than 60,000 Hall of Pretty Good votes. But can he finish the job and join Adam Jones and Charlie Blackmon in the Pretty Unanimous tier of the Hall of Pretty Good?

[Timberwolves Muse @Wolvesmuse]

Olivia Miles All-Star voting rankings (guards):

1st — Media
3rd — Players
5th — Fans

Second overall amongst guards

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

@spencerpratt So Texas is communist too then? Cool.

(Because they also follow these practices. As does just about every other state in the union.)

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

@spencerpratt This is just requested and voluntary.

Most of America recommends this when there’s going to be substantial strain on the power grid.

Yes even the red states.

Want NYC to start doing rolling blackouts instead? Would that make you feel better?

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

@confide1555 My queen!

I think I may have been a gay man in a past life.