Mike

Strength and conditioning coach, he/him. Beauty is built not brought outside, and I imagine it🌹

[Mike @hammerito]

Easy money

[Mike @hammerito]

Crossfit 2 Street, come through before 1:30 if you want a latte or a double shot

[Gould Rush @snakesgould]

@hammerito Drop the location I’m bout to slide through

[Mike @hammerito]

🍂 vibes

[Mike @hammerito]

Fun fact: the burpee was invented by physiologist Royal Huddleston Burpee when they realized it was better to not get mowed down in groups so large they could be cities. It did NOT work so they dug trenches instead and now you just have to do them after work a few times a week

[Mike @hammerito]

The first day of the Battle of Verdun resulted in *700,000* casualties because none of the leaders had considered not running into machine gun fire

[Olivier Varlan @VarlanOlivier]

Comme chaque année pour le #11novembre, je remets cette excellente animation du front de l’ouest pendant la Première Guerre mondiale par https://t.co/VKUoBwTSIq :

[Ryan Hana @RyanHanaWWP]

Organist playing The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald after Detroit scored was the highlight of the night for the Red Wings.

[Mike @hammerito]

@lisco_2000 Happy birthday Tango!!!

[Mike @hammerito]

@Violet_Vulpix Hell yes

[Mike @hammerito]

Kurt Vonnegut on 11/11

[Mike @hammerito]

Dude

[Matt Smith @nerdalert]

Today an LLM hallucination resulted in 72 eggs being delivered to my house. 🥚🥚🥚🥚

[Dan Moore @DmoWriter]

It's an absolutely perfect indictment of US sports that all the major US sports leagues have banned this kind of ownership model.

Fantastic stuff @MorePerfectUS. Packers fans kickass.

[Buzz @BuzzWIP]

I still can’t believe this happened.

For those who missed it, the full Corey in Germantown phone call into my show on @SportsRadioWIP last night:

[Mike @hammerito]

@cdg1204 Oooooooh

[Mike @hammerito]

@CanvasEmpty I'm sorry about your dad, man. 8/11/10❤️❤️❤️

[Mike @hammerito]

I know this is my own algorithm but imagine the news for the day is Boyyyyyyy You Got Your Shit Turned Inside Out

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

The legendary IRA commander Brendan Hughes in Cuba.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

the bride requested Ella Fitzgerald but I thought she said Edmund Fitzgerald and boy this is a long, awkward first dance

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

the brits really popped off with innit. I love to say it it’s so fun. unfortunately england must still pay for its crimes

[Mike @hammerito]

@InsaneMistress Tbf you absolutely cannot put your head down there coming out of your own corner, I hope he's okay but what a time to start fiddling around with soccer moves

[Mike @hammerito]

is that good

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Jakob Chychrun absolutely BLOWS UP Nick Cousins and Cousins was out cold 🤕

[Mike @hammerito]

perhaps not the best time to try to recreate the Macklin Celebrini Cruyff turn https://t.co/Cn6KMPxhyE

[SnipeCity420  @SnipeCity420]

Macklin Celebrini showing off his soccer roots. ⚽️🥵😮‍💨 #SJSharks