cait 🦨

does as she pleases • just somebody's deadbeat daughter

[cait 🦨 @Violet_Vulpix]

I barely wear pants for a reason

[the groyping blob @bog_bussy]

i am not convinced there is a harder build to find clothes for. 99% of pants turn extreme curves into cube mom

[cait 🦨 @Violet_Vulpix]

Literally get out

[Muscle Mommy @_IAMNOBODI]

the idea of showering with your partner is nice until you get in the shower with them and they start saying “the water is too hot”

[cait 🦨 @Violet_Vulpix]

No it’s slipping and falling and dying in the shower we’ve gone over this

[Chloe @ii7x_ii]

Women's worst nightmare.

[Smurf 🧚🏻‍♀️ @Smurf_Nita]

Needed a hug today but not to worry, I'll do drugs instead.

[cait 🦨 @Violet_Vulpix]

@somethings_awry An angel 🥹

[cait 🦨 @Violet_Vulpix]

@geoTiffNotFound My neighbors DEFINITELY heard me cackling at that

[cait 🦨 @Violet_Vulpix]

Winter is so expensive bc my skin gets so crazy dry the only thing that helps is doing a face mask like every three days

[cait 🦨 @Violet_Vulpix]

Seeing this and whispering “ugh fine”

[David Hudnall @davidhudnall]

Spotted today in midtown Kansas City. Unfortunately, on some level, you do kind of gotta hand it to this guy

[cait 🦨 @Violet_Vulpix]

My girls!

[cait 🦨 @Violet_Vulpix]

@hammerito Also The Sirens of Titan if anyone reading this values my opinion as a science fiction enthusiast in general everyone should read more Vonnegut

[cait 🦨 @Violet_Vulpix]

@somethings_awry Who did what I have hands 😤

[cait 🦨 @Violet_Vulpix]

I’m trying

[Whiskey Vet @retired_68W]

Save a horse. Ride a bearded man’s face.

[ꉂ૮˵˃ ꈊ ˂˵ა (they/them) @em0dads_]

“You’re so pretty how are you single?”

[cait 🦨 @Violet_Vulpix]

Actually after a brief stint in the industry I think it needs it more

[rust belt roadtrip @gmoult]

we talk a lot about healthcare, but dentistry also needs a martin luther level reform immediately

[🇨🇦𖤐 Father Red McGee 𖤐 🇨🇦 @FatherRedMcgee]

Just a reminder that curvy tattooed women are a gift from the gods.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Never hit follow faster

[cait 🦨 @Violet_Vulpix]

@madsmotionless I don’t like the size of that thing it’s stressing me out

[cait 🦨 @Violet_Vulpix]

@WalknChrisaster Incredibly romantic

[mean lesbian @m0rscertaa]

does anyone know how u replace the big gaping fucking hole in ur heart where ur best friend used to be im just wondering

[cait 🦨 @Violet_Vulpix]

And when they SPIT ON THE GROUND?????

[cherie ♱ @cherieIiquor]

i can’t stop laughing