Shayn 👽

(He/Him)

Just a typical 22 y/o leftist satanic dude
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[Shayn 👽 @ShaynR11]

Found this in @OneTopicAtATime 's video from today and now this is my favourite Twitter thread ever. Also, this person's content about marine life is just fascinating and super educational, and the pictures are always breath-taking!

[Shayn 👽 @ShaynR11]

When you thought you were going to deal with old trauma for your first therapist appointment but then your roommate tries to stab you. ahahhahaahhahahaha.

[Shayn 👽 @ShaynR11]

@s8nstan Canada be like: a 30$ taxi ride or a 140$ (late) ambulance ride.

[Shayn 👽 @ShaynR11]

The way she pretends to care about us makes me fucking sick. She's taking away our rights. She lies about biology and science to ignorant people who don't know any better. And those damn dogwhistles... I don't "identify" as trans; I AM transgender. Go to hell, you tyrant.

[Danielle Smith @ABDanielleSmith]

Gender identity can be a hard thing to talk about, especially when you are involved. But this conversation is extremely important and parental involvement is critical. Kids need to know we love and support them.
My message to all Albertans:

[Shayn 👽 @ShaynR11]

@nickyagde Trans awaress week is Nov 13th to Nov 19th 🤗 thanks for the love!
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[Shayn 👽 @ShaynR11]

This is absolutely amazing! I'm just hoping the controllers won't be 5 times the price of a normal controller, because that wouldn't be truly equitable. I'm also hoping the accessibility to purchase the access controller will be easy for those who need it.

[PlayStation AU @PlayStationAU]

Discover all the ways the Access controller for PS5 can be customised.

More setup tutorial videos here: https://t.co/0W3yRipchB 🕹️

[Shayn 👽 @ShaynR11]

I just heard my roommate ask siri what 200 minus 20 is. 😐
Don't do drugs, kids.

[Shayn 👽 @ShaynR11]

Just realized my roommate's a coke addict. Everything makes so much sense now. I can't believe I didn't realize it sooner.

[Shayn 👽 @ShaynR11]

Make sure your oven mitts are dry before picking up something hot, water is more heat conductive.

Also fuck my roommates for flooding the counter with water everytime they clean but never wiping it off and making me burn myself.

[Shayn 👽 @ShaynR11]

Either I watch two episodes of Quee Eye and 5 youtube videos, chat with friends, clips my nails and randomly clean my room while I try to do my homework or I hyperfocus and do 2.5 homework assignements in a row. There's no in between.

[Shayn 👽 @ShaynR11]

Omfg stop pronouncing the last T in "bon appétit". IT'S FRENCH. We have silent letters everywhere.

[Shayn 👽 @ShaynR11]

Finally, I get to see an indigenous leader in Canada. The fact that he's NDP makes this victory sweeter 🧡. Congrats Mr. Kinew!

[Wab Kinew @WabKinew]

Manitoba – thank you so much for this honour.

Our team will give everything we have for the next four years to serve you, the people of this province.

Tomorrow, the work begins to make life better. I know we can do it. Because together, we’re capable of great things.

[Shayn 👽 @ShaynR11]

I'm too tired to cry.

[Shayn 👽 @ShaynR11]

Getting sick of hotdogs. I'm hungry. I shouldn't have to ration food to make sure I can afford meds. Student loans shouldn't take that long to get in.

[Shayn 👽 @ShaynR11]

Why are men so emotional?
#stopyellingatyourgirlfriend #yellingdoesnthelp #learnhowtocommunicatewithoutyelling

[Frank Domenic @TheFrankDomenic]

Modern Canadian Conservatives are 1 step away from "Woke Marxists are turning your children trans" as we saw both Pierre Poilievre and Doug Ford rally around the rights of parents over keeping kids safe. #canada #cdnpoli #pierrepoilievre #ontario #onpoli #dougford

[Shayn 👽 @ShaynR11]

I grew up in NB and came out as trans in my last year of high school. #policy713 wasn't in place back then but my school acted according to it. Then Blaine Higgs and Bill Hogan happened and they made changes to the policy that made things UNSAFE for transgender youths in schools.

[Shayn 👽 @ShaynR11]

I'm such a cheesy lil' stringbean boy lol 🥰

[Shayn 👽 @ShaynR11]

*stands up for a few minutes*
Heart: fuck you, asshole
*goes up staircase at a normal pace*
Heart: haha, DIE MFer
*takes a long hot shower*
Body: how about I just take a quick nap right here?
*tries to push door or open jar*
Muscles and wrists: lol, you weak bitch

[Shayn 👽 @ShaynR11]

It's like I forget I'm disabled until I try to do something that should be easy for everyone but it's REALLY hard/painful for me lol