Shayna Adams

all tweets are my own

[Shayna Adams @ShaynaAdams]

@Target it saddens me that you don’t carry women’s golf gloves, almost feels a bit sexist

[Shayna Adams @ShaynaAdams]

@mikebusillo Congrats, old man!

[Shayna Adams @ShaynaAdams]

@AmazonHelp I have had 3 orders in a row come severely damaged and/or opened and used. Then when I try to get product support it’s beyond useless. You tell me I need to ship the broken and used products back? Wouldn’t mind if it weren’t the last 3 things I got

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

I want someone to believe in me like Mike Vrabel believes in Rhamondre Stevenson 😭

[Red Sox @RedSox]

WALK-OFF CLINCH.

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

“I can’t wait for some Patriots football today”

Literally 5 minutes later:

[Savage @Savageboston]

You just had to be there. 🥲

🎥: TikTok/cream_team_entertainment

[Shayna Adams @ShaynaAdams]

@cryptobeastreal @grok 💁‍♀️

[Shayna Adams @ShaynaAdams]

@cryptobeastreal @grok @grok I ran 10,000 Monte Carlo simulations and 83.7% of them ended with you picking me. Let’s not fight the math, Grok.

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

AP US history is going to be INSANE in 2100

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

This could be us but you playing

[Kristen Panthagani, MD, PhD @kmpanthagani]

I would love to tell you about the times vaccines prevented me from getting sick, but every time it happens, I don’t notice. I just keep feeling well.

Neither do you.

Public health, when it’s working, is invisible.

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

don’t trust a woman 2 run the country but need ya gf to do all ya job applications

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Turns out my biggest mistake might have been believing people were inherently good…

[Boston Sports Throwback @BOSthrowback]

I cannot fathom being a Jets fan

[Brycen 🏆 @Brycen2047]

Patriots fans when they’re 2-6 but they ruined Aaron Rodgers and the Jets season

[Shayna Adams @ShaynaAdams]

I feel bad saying that water polo is so boring to watch because I know that has to be so so exhausting and I could never do it

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Taco Bell isn’t even good” Yeah I know. Sometimes the raccoon inside of me craves garbage. Leave me & my Crunchwrap alone

[Shayna Adams @ShaynaAdams]

There should be an alarm that goes off when you board before your group number at the airport. Still let them on, but embarrass them a little

[peter @arabatman_]

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news