shayna

the birds work for the bourgeoisie

[shayna @ShaynaAlidaRose]

someone take my makeup away from me

[shayna @ShaynaAlidaRose]

I'll never forgive Josh for replying to my comment about how hot I think Noah Sebastian is by saying he looks Elon Musk.

[shayna @ShaynaAlidaRose]

anyone elses phone a narc? lemme ruin my ear drums with new music pls and thank u

[shayna @ShaynaAlidaRose]

u ever complain about people setting off fireworks beside ur building and ur 18 year old coworker hits you with the "you're such an old lady i love you" BRO PLEASE

[jordan @JordanUhl]

So they can pay artists more right?

......right?

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[trash jones @jzux]

“i’m having second thoughts” ok don’t be greedy some of us haven’t even had firsts yet

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me packing to go on a 3 day holiday

[shayna @ShaynaAlidaRose]

Facebook marketplace never fails to entertain

[tim hell. @itsTimHell]

This just busted me up. Happy Monday .

[megs @meganthemenace_]

me watching the halftime show trying to see if Rhianna is actually pregnant or not ????!!!!!

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Men will be like ‘Wtf are you even watching’ then watch 3 seasons of it with it you

[julia 💋 NYC @juicyjNYC]

They should invent a psychiatrist that knows the difference between bpd, adhd, austism, and ptsd

[shayna @ShaynaAlidaRose]

missing you a little extra..

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

'Chubby' the construction site cat.

[shayna @ShaynaAlidaRose]

anyone else still desperately trying to figure out what song SZA interpolated on Kill Bill cause i'm gonna lose my mind

[shayna @ShaynaAlidaRose]

my high school coworker said "what wrinkles, you're like 20" and it solved like half my life problems