Watching Kareoke on a cruise ship🎤these liberals keep singing Taylor swift🤮had myself 10 brews and and performed Tweaker by Gelo 🔥threw a beer bottle at my cruise gf and got sent to cruise jail after😎#beer#criminal#Gelo
Man I hate concussions🤬 was at the bar last night and ran into one of them liberal commies😬safe to say I beat the obama outa him 💩banged his wife after and hit my head on the bathtub🛀 rate it a 7/10 #hastagsexconcushion
Damn my balls are on fire!🔥🔥🔥 Think I just got crabs 🦀 knew the 10 dollar happy ending was too good to be true. These woman really out to get me.
#massageparlor#notsohappyending