MizShayor

Am a young lady who likes to go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

[MizShayor @Shayormi02]

@HC_XFamily Lord, fulfill all prayer requests I wrote down for 2026.

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@rudeboypsquare Your heart is wicked Paul Okoye. Not only that, you are also a manipulator and thief. Unluckily for you, Nonso, 2026 no favour thieves. 🤬

[Ifeoluwa @withifeoluwa]

The first welcome I received in my shared house three years ago in the UK was when someone stole my jollof rice… and even helped themselves to fish and turkey from different bowls. Funny enough, I knew who it was, so I reported it to my landlord.

Do you know what this man told me?

“Don’t be too angry. Be happy you fed someone who was hungry. Your reward is in heaven.” I just looked at him and laughed, emi ika

So the next time I wanted to cook jollof rice, the thief entered the kitchen while I was cooking so I asked, “Do you mind jollof rice?” The remaining statement stayed in my head:

”…before you steal another plate🙄”

She said she doesn’t eat Nigerian food.
Me in my head: “don’t sha steal my rice”(mind you, She was Ghanaian.)
I cooked my rice, packed it into seven takeaway packs, and kept them in the fridge… i woke up the next morning…

Two packs had disappeared. Along with 3 pcs of big chicken…. That day, I didn’t report anybody.
I entered everybody’s section of the fridge and carried food. Milk. Snacks. Indian food I don’t even eat. Everything I saw..
One lady had just ordered Turkish food. She was microwaving it, went to have a shower.. I picked it up too entered my room, ate part of it, dusted my bed and slept peacefully.

My phone was vibrating nonstop. The house group chat was on fire.

“Who took my food?”

“Where’s my milk?”

“Who took my snacks?”

My landlord later messaged me privately to ask if I knew anything about it.

I told him, “They should be grateful they fed an orphan. Isn’t the reward in heaven?” Three days later, he installed CCTV in the kitchen. That’s how we all stopped feeding the orphanage.

My landlord will never forget me.

[MizShayor @Shayormi02]

@Thebiglade Yes and Yes... next question 🤓

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@Morris_Monye Yes o. What about you?

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@ChiamakaAFC Morocco

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@Auntyadaa Just finished The Polygamist, continued watching Teach You A Lesson and Bloodhound 2

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[MizShayor @Shayormi02]

@Gosleepriya 49

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@muheediva01 Purple chips

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@Rita_mila3040 No, unless the estrangement is due to childhood trauma.

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@Thebiglade I passed!! OMG!! I got 30/30.

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@Thebiglade Money is the root of all evil. ❌️
Money is all I want. ✅️

[MizShayor @Shayormi02]

@pallnandi This is unapologetically me. 😶‍🌫️

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@dammy4trueluv What does maturity have to do with food? Ko jọ ra wọn now.

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@DiianaD_ Gọngọsu

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@fifss__ Bimbo Ademoye followed by Bolaji Ogunmola

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@NglMaya Diamond

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@Just_jujet Jumong

[MizShayor @Shayormi02]

@AvonandsomerRob Prison Break 1-5
It's okay to not be okay.
The Heirs
Smallville 1
Supernatural 1&2
A man called God