Chiku

Human form of the 💯emoji 🇿🇲

[Chiku @Shayoya_]

When Omarion said “I like my women the way I like my chicken” in his song Distance, I really felt that 😩❤️

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Work beef is so unnecessary like just do your job 😭

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Supervisors should also get a midyear performance review.. from their employees.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

I wish I could watch Attack on Titan for the first time again.

[Big joe @Joemarcu1]

That sleep after changing your bedsheet >>>>>

[PhD_Genie @PhD_Genie]

Using a paper only for its references

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Every time I write "Wednesday," there's a small voice in my head that says, "Wed-nes-day."😭

[refilwe🫦 @mofo_refilwe]

getting out of bed to pee is one of life’s greatest betrayals🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Priorities

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

I hate it when relatives say, “You don’t even call us.”
Do you ever call me too???

[♧ @Carter__boy_]

I will pay for my convenience.. I don’t like stress😭

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

If you see me wearing wrinkled clothes, I want you to know that I already know and don't care.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Either you want me to attend meetings or get my actual work done.

I can't do both.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Dear makers of women's clothing…

Pants pockets should be like poetry.

DEEP ENOUGH TO BE MEANINGFUL.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn’t see that email until you’re emotionally ready

[Sunflower 🌻🪬🇿🇲🇿🇦🇳🇦🇦🇴 @KarenVanWyk7]

24 hour economy with no street lights hmmm

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Also a wife who be cooking Meat and brings You a piece of meat in the process of cooking.....

she needs to be given a land title in her names and a car😂😂🤝

[masha @masha_slp]

being bilingual 🤝 stuttering in both languages

[the meji. @mejitwo]

Ily = I love you
Imy = I miss you
Brb = Be right back
pV = nRT
F = ma
KE = (1/2)mv²
p1v1 = p2v2
E = mc²

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

You should be allowed to leave work early if your heart just isn’t into it today