Sam Baker

Strong proponent of keepin' it real

[Sam Baker @ShazamBaker]

@bigugly But it seems to work through a vast network of strip malls and car dealerships, and women named Helen

[Sam Baker @ShazamBaker]

@bigugly Still researching, conclusion not yet reached

[Sam Baker @ShazamBaker]

This slumlord posted a run-down Lakewood apartment for $1,650 a month and in one of my not-so-finer moments I commented “Jail” and got kicked out of the Lakewood For Rent Facebook group

[Sam Baker @ShazamBaker]

Didn’t I Mountain Dew it for you?

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Wassup people..jus chillin listening to a variety of different music...

[Sam Baker @ShazamBaker]

Me sitting back down on the couch after cleaning my apartment for five minutes

[Sam Baker @ShazamBaker]

This deserved a Pulitzer

[Sam Baker @ShazamBaker]

The math ain’t mathin’

[Sam Baker @ShazamBaker]

@_teen_scientist @bigugly Unlocked a core memory what can I say

[Sam Baker @ShazamBaker]

In honor of Women’s History Month I ask all major banks to consider offering a SHELOC (HELOC’s for women)

[Sam Baker @ShazamBaker]

Peaking in college is pretty much the same as peaking in high school except now they just work for a cannabis company

[Sam Baker @ShazamBaker]

This is my brain after listening to Reggaeton in the shower

[OpenMoon @OpenMoonAI]

Smoke effects ...

[Sam Baker @ShazamBaker]

@_ribread Dropping a full album no skips (but Foundations on repeat at least five times)

[Sam Baker @ShazamBaker]

King alert

[Sam Baker @ShazamBaker]

Going on another long walk without my phone just like my ancestors used to do

[Sam Baker @ShazamBaker]

Just went on a two-hour walk and left my phone at home on purpose

[Sam Baker @ShazamBaker]

@bigugly Christ

[Sam Baker @ShazamBaker]

Drinkin’ a beer and watchin’ The Game™️ the way our good lord intended

[Sam Baker @ShazamBaker]

@bigugly So brave of you to be 18 at some time

[Sam Baker @ShazamBaker]

@bigugly I NEED it