Amethyst

living in a rhythm where the minute’s working overtime #SunDevilForever ♉️♈️she/her 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

[NOT Potato Bolshevik @NotPotBol]

It is funny how defund the police never actually happened anywhere and people are pretending like it went too far.

[My Dougla Agouti Loves OG NICK MARSH @focusOGNICK]

This looks racist towards every race

[​Alex Vance🇺🇸 @adim96898367983]

Nobody warns you that tiny ice skates on a dachshund and a pug can turn a rink into this full costume drama 😂. Watching the purple dress dog glide like a pro while the pug just belly-flops across the ice trying to keep up is the funniest thing you'll see all day.

[judith @judahsocutah]

this is actually the best video ever

[🍂 Autumn 🍂 @AutumnTweets]

CVS is telling me my dog is going to be treated as an independent legal adults under HIPAA when he turns 18.

[Cuntiana York @catrachiana]

my most American trait is I always want a cheeseburger

[aegg @castawaymariner]

Under socialism the cops will be replaced with hard-drinking private detectives who wear trench coats and get their cases from alluring but dangerous women

[erika @yeeeerika]

i've decided my five-year plan is having some fun

[` @mayer_xbt]

destroying books for ai is almost literally the plot for Farenheit 451. what the FUCK are we doing

[I Am Become Rath @Cramblins]

This is truly one of the greatest comedy shows of all time

[Douglas. Just Douglas. @DougieRams]

Every Black group from earth wind and fire down to B5>>>> the Beatles

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Beyoncé is rumored to release a new collaboration with Lady Gaga: a remix of "Get Me Bodied," for the 20th anniversary of "B'Day”

It has been registered with ASCAP.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Noooo this isn’t accurate to the way Homer described Odysseus’s stunt double!

[kicole nidman @ferald_gord]

actually people that have extensive education in their field are generally smarter than people that don’t

[FRANK @osamaryladin]

The funniest shit is she bluntly doing what Nicki did to Kim bro Nicki told Kim this almost verbatim

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

ORC KENDRICK: I craft my blade i try to slay mistakes i made. you aint been underground like me. you aint laid out of sin like me. Green skin, dollar tint, dick long, money spent {Soulful beat switch} These caves dont hold secrets..

ELF DRAKE: How I always lose U in these woods

[james🐦‍⬛ @scurviex]

am i the only one who thinks it’s actually insane that we let people bring their dogs into the grocery store

[Dr Ruby (she/her) jaboukies everything @PaperWhispers]

This must be retweeted every single time it pops up. Clarity is just so phenomenal, willing to accept it was shot in the future and Meg is thee time traveller.

[brand new nana ★ 🕸️ @outroostar]

coming out and saying i hate seeing dogs at grocery stores and the mall