beth👽

She/Her/Homie

[beth👽 @SheBLyon]

Swiping on tinder in the middle of David’s bridal watching your friend try on her wedding dress

If this ain’t the story of my life

[beth👽 @SheBLyon]

I’m kinda drunk. Does anyone use twitter anymore?

[beth👽 @SheBLyon]

Is LBC: Long Beach City, Long Beach California, or Long Beach Crips 🤔

[… @lurkmenistan69]

social media: look! everyone is in italy and is happier than you :) maybe you should kill yourself

[beth👽 @SheBLyon]

Bro my love for Brendan Fraser has run so deep for so long I would still marry him today

[beth👽 @SheBLyon]

The real oxymoron is being a follower of Jesus and being a conservative oop HAPPY EASTER 🐣

[beth👽 @SheBLyon]

#NewProfilePic

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible

[beth👽 @SheBLyon]

Being highly sensitive but not being an empath is probably one of the biggest struggles in my life

[beth👽 @SheBLyon]

If you don’t care about minorities JUST SAY THAT oh my god

[beth👽 @SheBLyon]

I AM TOO PRETTY TO BE THIS SAD

[beth👽 @SheBLyon]

@Ekalbsenrak Shower wine is better

[beth👽 @SheBLyon]

@ZoeySegriff Ugh ur the best

[beth👽 @SheBLyon]

My life is annoyingly unproblematic rn gimme some toxicity I’m bored

[beth👽 @SheBLyon]

Imagine being homophobic in 2021 how embarrassing

[Britney Spears 🌹🚀 @britneyspears]

Good God I love my fans so much it’s crazy 🥺❤️ !!! I think I’m gonna cry the rest of the day !!!! Best day ever … praise the Lord … can I get an Amen 🙏🏼☀️🙌🏼 ???? #FreedBritney

🎥: @AbbyShalawylo

[beth👽 @SheBLyon]

Everyone thinks is so crazy that Kim K and Pete Davidson were seen holding hands but no ones talking about the fact that it was at KNOTTS BERRY FARM???? IM SORRY WHAT💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

[heath, feel the @feeltheheath]

really looking forward to getting pissed about fiyero casting!

[beth👽 @SheBLyon]

The Queen song ‘39 and the movie Interstellar are the same 😵‍💫

[beth👽 @SheBLyon]

@Ekalbsenrak But I did have 2 glasses of champagne, 2 glasses of cab, and a glass of dessert wine so my palate might be a bit off tonight

[beth👽 @SheBLyon]

Cotton candy is literally the same flavor as caramel

[beth👽 @SheBLyon]

@Ekalbsenrak I’m eating caramel cone flavored Häagen-dazs but I stg it tastes like cotton candy