Sheena Kretzmer

A human, being. Digital Marketer. Wife to Jon, mom to two too-loud sons. Direct + blunt to a fault. Worrier woman. True crime lurker. ☮️🇿🇦 💅🏻 ✊🏾🏳️‍🌈🖤✡️

[Sheena Kretzmer @SheBeeGee]

Dear Sheena, please expect a quick call from one of our specialists regarding your previous portfolio. Regards, Platinum Life. <- how polite of the spammers to prewarn me to block them 😂🤣

[Sheena Kretzmer @SheBeeGee]

NOBODY TALK TO ME TAY’S ALBUM IS OUT 🧡🍑🐱🦁🐅🥕📴☢️🔸🟠🟧🔶📙🈸✴️

[Gulmohar 🌸 @Bekaarbaate]

@gay_lumberjack Dear ‘whole world’ — women don’t exist to meet your aesthetic expectations. Ageing isn’t a competition or a performance. Let women live and grow on their own terms — not yours.

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

The people of Iran are beautiful.
The leaders of Iran are insane.

The people of Israel are beautiful.
The leaders of Israel are insane.

The people of America are beautiful.
The leaders of America are insane.

[Sheena Kretzmer @SheBeeGee]

@Xandra_KH Absolutely NOT.

[Sheena Kretzmer @SheBeeGee]

@LuckyGordy Oh thank God. I just came on here to see if you’ve updated. Well done on spreading the word and completing your race. Proud of you my man xx

[Sheena Kretzmer @SheBeeGee]

Hello twirrah. Is this thing still on?

[Sheena Kretzmer @SheBeeGee]

@PintSizePam Herbalife distributors.

[Sheena Kretzmer @SheBeeGee]

Life: officially planned. Meals prepped & frozen. Exam timetables for Aiden noted. Term 2 must come at me, I’m (finally) ready.

[Sheena Kretzmer @SheBeeGee]

These champs from @eThekwiniM came out AFTER HOURS and within 1 hour of logging a power outage query on the app. They fixed the pole tripping in minutes. Thank you, Thabo Mofokeng & colleague!

[Sheena Kretzmer @SheBeeGee]

@PintSizePam I’m sorry friend. I’m proud of you for trying one last time, I know how hard that must’ve been for you. Love you. Sage says fsfsfsfsfsfsmffffffmmmsssss.

[Sheena Kretzmer @SheBeeGee]

I cried when I got home and saw that the garden service had cut down my beautiful bougainvillea creeper, how you?

[Sheena Kretzmer @SheBeeGee]

@StevenMcD @cathjenkin I mean, the fact that I'm only seeing this now, 19 days later, tells me that my Twitter usage has plummeted shockingly. But yoh, how you do me so dirty, Cassy? :O

[Sheena Kretzmer @SheBeeGee]

I haven't tested my typing speed in YEARS, so when this came across my screen I had to take 2 mins and give it a go to see where I'm at.
Now it's your turn! How'd you do? https://t.co/QxtkaMx50i

[Pump Up The Pam @PintSizePam]

Ya’ll got small business or medium business you would like to promote with some social media ads? I can help!!! 15 years in the biz!

Contact me!

[Mel Aura @mel__aura]

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[໊ @gagas]

“i don’t like that people refer to me as the ex of Ariana Grande all the time."

— Ariana Grande's ex in a new interview

[Sheena Kretzmer @SheBeeGee]

@hamboneZA Ok but can’t WE know why? Please man 😭