A human, being. Digital Marketer. Wife to Jon, mom to two too-loud sons. Direct + blunt to a fault. Worrier woman. True crime lurker. ☮️🇿🇦 💅🏻 ✊🏾🏳️🌈🖤✡️
Dear Sheena, please expect a quick call from one of our specialists regarding your previous portfolio. Regards, Platinum Life. <- how polite of the spammers to prewarn me to block them 😂🤣
@gay_lumberjack Dear ‘whole world’ — women don’t exist to meet your aesthetic expectations. Ageing isn’t a competition or a performance. Let women live and grow on their own terms — not yours.
The people of Iran are beautiful.
The leaders of Iran are insane.
The people of Israel are beautiful.
The leaders of Israel are insane.
The people of America are beautiful.
The leaders of America are insane.
@LuckyGordy Oh thank God. I just came on here to see if you’ve updated. Well done on spreading the word and completing your race. Proud of you my man xx
These champs from @eThekwiniM came out AFTER HOURS and within 1 hour of logging a power outage query on the app. They fixed the pole tripping in minutes. Thank you, Thabo Mofokeng & colleague!
@PintSizePam I’m sorry friend. I’m proud of you for trying one last time, I know how hard that must’ve been for you. Love you. Sage says fsfsfsfsfsfsmffffffmmmsssss.
@StevenMcD@cathjenkin I mean, the fact that I'm only seeing this now, 19 days later, tells me that my Twitter usage has plummeted shockingly. But yoh, how you do me so dirty, Cassy? :O
I haven't tested my typing speed in YEARS, so when this came across my screen I had to take 2 mins and give it a go to see where I'm at.
Now it's your turn! How'd you do? https://t.co/QxtkaMx50i