Mr. Darth

Semi-Pro Podracer, full time youngling slayer.

[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

It’s all fun and games until somebody shoots a proton torpedo into your exhaust port.

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[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

Me: Luke...remove my mask.

Luke: But, if I do, your twitter page will die.

Me: That’s...the point, son.

//Farewell Twitter!

[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

What's the chance of getting your reply if I am unknown? — I’m friendly to strangers.

Sometimes... https://t.co/xsWXBaHvxC

[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

Attention, attention,

Look at me today and die.

As you were troopers.

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[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

Are you a person with cold hands and warm heart or person with warm hands and cold heart ? 😁 — Hands like ice ❄️ https://t.co/97IQhkhykN

[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

So I’ve been asked before,

“How could you destroy Alderaan?”

I got a 25 killstreak, noob.

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[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

Can confirm

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[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

Is it possible to fall in love with someone you just met online? — You ever seen catfish? https://t.co/QMnDo41DQ5

[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

Me: We’re hit! R4-K5, run diagnostics.

R4-K5: *beeps*

Me: Telling me to fly better doesn’t help!

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[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

19 year old Padme: senator, former queen of Naboo, excellent shot.

19 year old me: Reckless, chosen one, 1v1s Count Dooku and wins.

19 year old Obi Wan: Perpetually attempts to grow beard.

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[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

Where can i find the key to your heart ? — Contact your local locksmith. He can probably make one. https://t.co/TewMG1Lamp

[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

Surprise bitch!

Well it worked for Leia...

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[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

Me, to that random rebel who thought he could take me:

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[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

What's one thing that makes you happy? Name only one! — Inflicting maximum collateral damage. https://t.co/w41gIW4AX2

[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

It’s officially illegal to immigrate to the empire.

We’re gonna conquer your planet soon enough so we’d prefer you just stay there.

#starwars #callmedarth #darthvader #immigration #immigrationreform

[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

I just wanted to watch Shazam...

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[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

do you have a soul? — I am not, nor have I ever been, a ginger.

So yes. https://t.co/kxrgNsjd9J

[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

I could not imagine, even if I tried, a worse idea than dating Kylo Ren.

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[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

How do you imagine meeting with your idol? — Fainting after shaking hands with Bruce Campbell. https://t.co/118UrIWSgz

[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

Me, to that dumbass Porkins.

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[Mr. Darth @SheCallsMeDarth]

It’s Monday morning; I’m officially on the clock again.

Rebels be warned.

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