Sheldon Cooper

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Can I take your picture so I can show Santa exactly what I want?

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Roses are red. Foxes are clever. I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

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Your father must have been a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

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I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

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Did you swallow magnets? Cause you're attractive.

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Im a Squirrel Are you a Tree? Cause I wanna store my nuts in your hole.

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Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.

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if She has a cute butt she's a keeper

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Text me first. I like that shit