Calv

I will make a good bio one day

[Calv @SheIlHours]

R

[Calv @SheIlHours]

Fucked up off that Dr. Shasta.

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Fuck all of them

[Pasta @Whotookmypasta_]

This one’s for the arts not the charts

[Calv @SheIlHours]

Bonnie in Toy Story 5 has the biggest fluoride stare ever

[Evil Woman 🇨🇺 @CubAntifa]

This shit was so Afrofuturism they had to give it to em twice

[Calv @SheIlHours]

Passed by a boat named “Michael Pointdexter.” Are you kidding me now

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

My mom doesnt let me commit any crimes in gta online so i have to make all my money delivering pizzas and driving a taxi

[chad @chasedbywasps]

The year is 2035. It is illegal to "rock out."

[Calv @SheIlHours]

Can’t swear at my summer program so now I’m saying “what the flip” totally unironically

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

The plan is to fizzle out by next week

[Calv @SheIlHours]

they got me fucked up at this summer camp having the high school sophomores read "why nations fail"

[WTMMP @WTMMP]

As a kid at a field trip to a nearby community center, I saw Buddhist monks making a sand mandala. The teacher explained they'd be destroying it as soon as they finished, to signify that all things are impermanent. I thought that was so stupid. I hated them, it made me so angry

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Aren't we all

[Calv @SheIlHours]

Pour Beer on Crotch Challenge Takes Off This Summer.

[Calv @SheIlHours]

we as a people should be allowed to kick, beat up, and rip apart those food delivery robots as much as we want

[tippity @tippity]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Calv @SheIlHours]

Thinking about the guy I met on campus who only listened to music through a CD player he carried everywhere. Get me out of this performative college.