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[Not Here @SheLovesSaint_]

Wtf kind of message is this??

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

TRUST IN TRUMP.

"Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does!" - President Donald J. Trump. 🇺🇸

[Not Here @SheLovesSaint_]

#RealAss

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

Calculate time in reverse.
That is, if I have an appointment at 4, I start scheduling my whole day in reverse: I have to be there at 4, so I have to leave my house at 3:15 and be ready by 3:10. Getting ready takes 40 minutes, so I have to start by 2:30 at the latest, so I have to shower at 2. For that, I have to finish my chores at home, which I estimate will take about 2 hours, so I have to start at 12, but first I have to eat lunch, so I'll start cooking it at 11... and so on...

[Not Here @SheLovesSaint_]

@raydwatts @BonkDaCarnivore If that were the case it’s still bad design. Why not have yellow words on a silver background for the thirteen stripe? That would make the intent clearer.

[Not Here @SheLovesSaint_]

@smalls2672 @golub @MeriLumpkin I agree, but he’s not rotating or opening his hips at all, just high stepping through the motions. Incredibly stiff my coaches/trainers would 100% make him start over 🤣

[Not Here @SheLovesSaint_]

Two handfuls Good Lawd I love this woman 😍🤤🤤

[Not Here @SheLovesSaint_]

@KobeissiLetter Somebody tell me what I need to buy asap. Oil?

[Not Here @SheLovesSaint_]

Oh My God… they tricked y’all into paying $600 for a phone I got for free from Metro by T-Mobile 2 years ago 😂

Also, is that not just the T-Mobile logo with a “1” attached to it??

[Trump Mobile @TrumpMobile]

The T1 Phone has arrived!! Those who pre-ordered the T1 Phone will be receiving an update email. Phones start shipping this week!!!

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Trump’s DOJ just filed what may be the most deranged written Motion ever. It reads more like a Truth Social post dictated by Trump himself. What an embarrassment.

The Motion is filled with inappropriate personal insults. It literally calls the National Trust for Historic Preservation name “FAKE” and says the group is “very bad for our Country.” It accuses them of suffering from “Trump Derangement Syndrome” and frames their lawyer as “the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama.”

This is an actual line from the filing: “because it is DONALD J. TRUMP, a highly successful real estate developer, who has abilities that others don't, especially those who assume the Office of President, this frivolous and meritless lawsuit was filed.”

This is how the Department of Justice is writing now?

Then comes the opportunism. The filing leans heavily on the White House Correspondents’ Dinner incident and uses it to push Trump’s long-standing obsession with building a ballroom. Instead of addressing what went wrong, it argues that none of this would have happened if Trump’s project already existed.

They claim “bipartisan support” because of support from…John Fetterman.

The lawsuit also claims at multiple points the ballroom won’t cost taxpayers anything—something we now know to be false.

Every DOJ lawyer who put their name on this should be ashamed. And it should be a major scandal that it appears that Donald Trump is the one who actually wrote this. So much for DOJ independence.

[Long John Silvers @Buritchi4pres]

@ivylandnurse say it louder for the ones in the back sista

[Not Here @SheLovesSaint_]

Absolutely fucking not.

[Pubity @pubity]

Every new car in the U.S. will be required by law to have tech that puts constant surveillance on the driver by 2027.

AI in your car will determine if you're sober and fit to drive, automatically turning off the vehicle if it determines you're a danger on the road.

[Bev 🇨🇦 @Garnet_2203]

20,000 years ago, HALF of all humans born were dead at the age of 30.

Fast forward to 1840… and guess what?
Half the population born was dead by the age of 35.

Twenty thousand years… and we gained five years.

That’s it.

So no this isn’t about people being “stronger,” “tougher,” or somehow more “natural” back then.

This is about SCIENCE.

Clean water.
Vaccines.
Medicine.
Sanitation.
Public health.

That’s what changed everything.

Stop romanticizing the past.
If you want to thank anything for longer, healthier lives thank science.

[Not Here @SheLovesSaint_]

They think it’s real 🤣🤣

[Not Here @SheLovesSaint_]

This might be the best thing I done Eva seen 😮‍💨😍

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Weekend update @SNLUpdate
SNL is just the news latetly.. 😂
THE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES WITH THIS 🤡 SHOW‼️

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

I pray you experience this at least once in your life.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Congratulations AG Blanche. Now you have 30 days to release the rest of the files before becoming criminally liable for failure to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

[Dave Benner, Nemesis of Neocons @dbenner83]

Trump: "Regime change was not our goal...we never said 'regime change.'"

Also Trump: