Douvey 🇭🇹

I'm wit the shits. Haitians are the best people on earth 🌻💛

[Douvey 🇭🇹 @SheSooPerf_]

So, if I work on keeping my hot body, recruite more ladies for my army of skanks, and get a hot boy toy it’s just enough to build enough jealousy to give these hoes to end the year. My new mission.

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Bluu 🐝 @arwenbluu]

No entiendo cómo puede ser. Vi a Michael Jackson morir, a Maradona morir, a Pelé morir, a la reina Isabel morir; vi pasar a tres papas. Sobreviví a una pandemia, vi el comienzo de internet. Vi el CD cambiar a Spotify, vi cambiar el DVD a Netflix, vi pasar del teléfono fijo a un iPhone. Y estoy viendo el surgimiento de la IA. Y solo tengo 30 años.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That loud whistle people do with their fingers in their mouths.

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

can we please bring back casting call? this should be a southern nobody’s big break

[ms perfect face. @_liljada]

monaleo my favorite rapper bc although she has a husband, she dont be on them damn songs like my husband my husband

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

“The Airport” coming to Tubi later this year! Not a mockumentary, but it’s going to be funny af and we had a ball making it!! 🫶🏾

[Nora❦ @hiscoraline]

i was shocked to discover that there are some people who actually can't visualize images when reading a book coz for me, an entire movie is playing out in my head with the perfect cast

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

it's always something new with these mfs 😭

[MISS VIRGO @varruechexo]

@kallmeimcryin @shinobishawtyy I ain’t talking to nigga with kids

[Yung Miami @YungMiami305]

Now hold on!😭

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[Reiki Momma @Luminary_Wings]

The alcohol brands are competing in a way that reminds me of 2006.

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

Kids today will never know how Tyler Perry's plays were way better than his movies...

[Douvey 🇭🇹 @SheSooPerf_]

I haven’t stopped playing Iceman yet! I need this on Vinyl!!

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Tomatoes need olive oil to release their lycopene. Spinach needs lemon to release its iron. Turmeric needs black pepper to release its curcumin. Most nutrients need a partner to maximizetheir benefits. Cook with that in mind. 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Okay we need to apologize to the schizophrenics

[David @dqveed]

she's like tony stark if he was mother

[Douvey 🇭🇹 @SheSooPerf_]

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