Shmeat Rose

Annoyed Manchester United fan. Just some tweets, nothing to see here.

[🫡🫡JJ GÑG✌🏾🤞🏾 @V3nom_jj]

You’re gonna be serving as a shock diver for the 33rd nestle battalion in the water wars by time they got any ideas brother dw abt it

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

CURAÇAO IS YOUR 2026 LLWS INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION‼️

They advance to the LLWS Championship Game on Sunday 👏

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

🚨 In Case You Missed The Raven, Just Know THIS IS INSANE.

The City Watch say a 35-year-old man FAKED BEING A KINGSGUARD MEMBER and allegedly scammed 26 maidens out of more than $1.3 MILLION dragons through courting & Braavosi investment schemes.

He reportedly used:
🗡️ Fake jousting career
🐦‍⬛  Fake raven correspondense
💰 Fake Braavosi bank statements
🐴 Luxury steeds

His IG even had “Squire szn” “Getting knighted” and “Ashford Tourney” highlights.

He was arrested on the Kingsroad with an alleged accomplice.

[Marvel's Iron Man @ironmangame]

Well, that didn't go as planned. But now you know, and we've got a lot more to show you. See you when we’re ready.

[🇵🇸 @JoeDaActivist]

When women tweet “athletes be in my DMs” this who be in there

[Jeff @NotJShocks7]

If bro said he was on the Dolphins, that would've been more believable because I fr think anyone on the TL could sneak onto that roster at this very moment

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨 WHAT A STORY! 😍🇱🇹

Sabah FC have reached the Champions League for the FIRST TIME in their history — but the story of the man who took them there is incredible. 🇦🇿👏

Back in 2000, Valdas Dambrauskas was a student with ZERO experience as a professional footballer when he appeared on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?”

He won enough money to travel to England and invest it in his dream: becoming a football coach.

He completed coaching courses and gained experience around Manchester United, Fulham and Brentford before taking charge of ninth-tier Kingsbury London Tigers in 2007, where he achieved some of the best results in the club’s history.

From there, he worked his way through the Baltic leagues, building his reputation step by step.

Fast forward to 2026...

🏆 Azerbaijani league champion.
🏆 Azerbaijani Cup winner.
🔥 Finished ahead of powerhouse Qarabag.
⭐ Guided Sabah into the Champions League league phase for the FIRST TIME EVER.

From using game-show winnings to fund his coaching education... To managing in the Champions League.

Football really is the beautiful game. ❤️👏

[Shmeat Rose @SheWentToJarred]

@Tre_Deandre No bullshit? 😭

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

It will take the Earth 50,000 years to cooldown to the temperature it was in 2005.

That is how permanent Climate Change is.

[Achmat Akkad @BlackIntifada]

Black Americans should ask themselves why Democrats are never this coordinated in their messaging when it comes to condemning anti-Black racism against the people they call the base of their party.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

There's a scene in Don't Look Up where DiCaprio & Lawrence tells everyone an asteroid is headed for Earth and it barely trends in the news.

Anyways, the oceans are now hotter than they have been in 120,000 years.

[✨️🌍Rae Nichole🌍✨️ @_RaeTheMartian_]

Lol black ppl are boycotting Texas Roadhouse just to be on the safe side😂😭

Fuck that community note

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

It's a misdirect. Doom gone pull off that mask and it's gone be Terrence Howard

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Welp. 😕🇺🇸🤷🏼

(From Sam Hodgson)

[JoshTheProgressive @joshforprogress]

Spiderman punching a Nazi. 🇺🇸🫡

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

The ‘DEI’ usage by Brits and Irish is a giveaway that that they’re just hooked into the online American rightwing culture war

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Notice how the price of groceries never came back down after the tariffs were repealed?

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

For those of you that haven't read it, Chapter 13 of Project 2025 was literally about creating food insecurity by cutting safety nets and slashing regulations and restrictions on food production.

No, we weren't overreacting to Project 2025.

[angry.bob @askdethtolive]

Hats off to cyberleek for telling rockstar to fuck off.
Dropping pc versions a year later so they can charge twice is garbage.
Killing physical media is garbage.
Paywalling gameplay is garbage.
They deserve this.

[Owen @Owennfa]

WHEN YOU REALIZE THE BABY BOOM WASN'T JUST SOLDIERS COMING HOME HORNY.

It was soldiers coming home to the GI Bill free college, 0% down home loans, low-interest business loans.

It was strong unions. Pensions. A house that cost 2 years of salary.

It was confidence that the future was actually going to be better than the present.

That's what produced a baby boom. Not romance. Security.

You want a higher birth rate now?

Give people a future where they know their kids will actually be okay.

That's the whole formula. It's not complicated. It's just expensive, and nobody in charge wants to pay for it twice.