Bridget

Thank you, God, for all this bod 😇

[Bridget @She_The_Mahon]

@DoorDash I ordered Panera through the app which has you guys as the carrier. My driver was 40 minutes late and arrived with food from another restaurant

@panerabread

[cav empty @cavempty_]

new york is NOT ready for me to come and kind of just walk around for a few days

[JT @jiratickets]

can somebody get these BEGGARS out of here

[Bridget @She_The_Mahon]

@scopgieb Missed opportunity to post your bandage with your hospital bracelet and caption it “sooooo thankful I’m okay 🙏” for attention

[Bridget @She_The_Mahon]

@scopgieb But were you on the SMS list?

[Shrek @Shrek]

Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'

[NFL @NFL]

Pittsburgh set a new @NFLDraft attendance record with 805,000 people over 3 days 👏

[#1 1959 les paul fan @philatticus]

no idea why he's slithering but I may incorporate this at work and see how it shakes out

[imrealangry import export co. inc. @imrealangry]

they blockading the Strait of Hein-muz

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

Being 28 is so weird because you feel like you’re 23 but then you meet someone who’s 23 and realize what 5 years does for you.

[MNEK @MNEK]

right back right back right back right back hey
fuck it up fuck it up fuck it up fuck it up hey

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Happy St Patrick’s Day to fellow third generation Irish Americans whose parents gave them *Irish* names that no one in Ireland is actually named. 🇮🇪

[Khensani 🎀 @Khensi_20]

I’m begging y’all… please do not wear Apple Watches to my wedding. Close your rings before you come.

[That radical social work chick @sandinistaoliva]

Me when it’s 75 degrees in Pittsburgh

[Bridget @She_The_Mahon]

@BrianEntin Brian, are you planning to go live?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Fuck that rat fuck Punxsutawney Phil. Throw his ass in a crockpot