S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤

Backwoods Southern lawyer since 1999 | Father of 2, Husband of 1 | UGA Dawg fan even when they suck(ed) | Fleetwood Mac aficionado

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

@TheFungi669 I’m sure Broyhillbilly has been mentioned.

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

Name a better foursome. I’ll wait.

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

I slept in my Fountains of Wayne t-shirt and woke up in Stacy’s Mom. 😬

[Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 @Anythingpork]

I slept in my Guns N' Roses t-shirt and woke up in Paradise City.

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

@Phil_Sledge

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation.

#ThingsBugsBunnyNeverSaid

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

ZZ Hops #HareBands

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

@torturednbroken Do I see a Cinnabon?

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

You’re 37 and drive a 2017 Kia, Gary. You don’t have opps. You’re just annoying as fuck.

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

Awesome. I now know the average tux refund amount in Georgia. Thank you, autocorrect.

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

Anyone need a CAT-SCAN? #Caturday

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

I really thought I’d encounter more spiral staircases in life than I have.

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

March Madness. But it’s just me pissed off at the amount of my homeowners insurance renewal. 🤬

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

@GoodTimeRusty Thanks!

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

My grandmother heard they’re banning TicTac and she’s circulating a strongly worded petition at the senior center.

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

Still can’t believe Bob Marley confessed over a reggae beat to shooting a sheriff. The 70s. Man.

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

@BadLegalTakes Everyone knows SPEECHES have to be delivered in auditoriums. No auditorium? No tiktok. ✌🏼

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

@cjchristian00 @EdKrassen @BadLegalTakes

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

March Madness. But it’s just me pissed off at the amount of my homeowners insurance renewal. 🤬

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

I never thought as an almost 50 year old man I’d say “Lefty loosey, righty tightey” to myself as much as I do.

[S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 @SheaBrowning]

I’m fully expecting this Griffin guy to faint or pass out at any minute to let someone else stand in. #MurdaughTrial