Shea Pallay

"Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards."

[Shea Pallay @SheaBuddha]

“If I can’t be my own, I’d feel better deaaddd”

[MFFL @Mavs_FFL]

Barking their way to Cancun 😂🐶

#MFFL @kyriecenterig

[Shea Pallay @SheaBuddha]

OMFG STFU… WHY IS THE WNBA GETTING PUSHED LIKE THIS… Wana know why it’s not popular… Sex and status… wouldn’t wana fuck ya, wouldn’t wana be ya… SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT!!!

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Kelsey Plum and Kate Martin giving South Beach energy 🔥

(h/t: @yungaims)

[Doctor T⚕️ @DoctorTBets]

“Must beat wolf team to play team with horse”

[Shea Pallay @SheaBuddha]

Had no points the entire game, all I needed was either him scoring what he averages, or an overtime to complete either a 10 leg parlay for $1000 or several other $500+ parlays and he fucks me on both… FUCK YOU PENIS JACKER

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

P.J. WASHINGTON FREE THROWS CLINCH SERIES FOR MAVS 😱 https://t.co/Lf99RgBtBm

[Shea Pallay @SheaBuddha]

@satansbarbecue WITH A FUCKING SIDEWALK RIGHT NEXT TO WHERE THEY CHOOSE TO RIDE, fuck em all, this is a touchy subject for me, seriously fuck em all 😂

[Shea Pallay @SheaBuddha]

Jesus AP

[Shea Pallay @SheaBuddha]

“Hope is just a little old woman in Vegas with a bucket full of penny’s.”

[Shea Pallay @SheaBuddha]

THE ANNEXATION OF PUERTO RICO

[Shea Pallay @SheaBuddha]

In ‘24, I’m covering all my bases like “moss on a Mississippi tree stump…” YEAR OF THE MICHEAL SCOTT MAMBA… (filled with laughter and hard work)

[Shea Pallay @SheaBuddha]

@SugaSeanMMA That’s gonna make you keep the belt!

[Shea Pallay @SheaBuddha]

Duh… Enter O’ Malley era

[Bloody Elbow @BloodyElbow]

Has boxing been kicking the UFC’s a** in 2023?

[Shea Pallay @SheaBuddha]

This makes absolutely no sense

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The Navy will start randomly testing special operations troops for performance-enhancing drugs in November, a step military leaders have long resisted. https://t.co/HCJRnMvq8d

[Shea Pallay @SheaBuddha]

@KidDolomite15 @HoopMixOnly Omg so great lmaooo

[Shea Pallay @SheaBuddha]

@KidDolomite15 @HoopMixOnly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Shea Pallay @SheaBuddha]

IT’S BETTING SEASON, BABY!!!

[Shea Pallay @SheaBuddha]

ROSAS JR. OMGGGGGG

[Shea Pallay @SheaBuddha]

LFG!!!

[Rookie Watch @RookieWatxh]

Marvin Harrison Jr. reportedly recorded a speed of 22.2 MPH on Saturday, which was the FASTST in all of college football.

That is faster than the fastest speed recorded in the NFL this past week (21.66 MPH) by Tyreek Hill.

And is also faster than any speed recorded in the ENTIRE NFL last season.

Many NFL scouts reportedly believe Harrison is already one of the “freakiest” WR prospects of the past decade.

The Buckeyes WR is a MARTIAN 😳

[Shea Pallay @SheaBuddha]

Delonte West…

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Who is Zach Wilson’s NBA equivalent?

[Shea Pallay @SheaBuddha]

The Gary Busey interview might be the best thing that’s ever been on the internet