Shea G.

lover of Stephen King, my kitty, Fall Out Boy, Portlandia, and my job.

[rob elliott @rockymomax]

EXECUTIVE: this ones not about murder is it
STEPHEN KING: its about children
E: ok
SK: in corn
E: thats nice
SK:who murder
E: dammit Stephen

[Shea G. @SheaGoe]

I am almost 23 years old and I just got my first smart phone 😊👍🏼

[Shea G. @SheaGoe]

I am married now. 👰🏽💞🎉

[Shea G. @SheaGoe]

@tombeval14 haha- my family has some talkers too!

[Shea G. @SheaGoe]

How do I politely tell my wedding guests that political discussions are forbidden at my reception?? #ShutUp #EatTheDamnCake

[Shea G. @SheaGoe]

1 interview down, 1 to go, and 1 more scheduled! #LetMeTeachYourChildren

[Shea G. @SheaGoe]

Update: I'm pretty sure it's a joke.

[Shea G. @SheaGoe]

Tumblr is so wild I can't tell if they're sarcastic or serious cuz Harrison Ford did exactly that https://t.co/VPVwKTZGfz

[Shea G. @SheaGoe]

I have two job interviews tomorrow and a wedding in 5 days and I. Am. Stressed.

[Shea G. @SheaGoe]

No, Hooman. Don't apply for jobs. Let me lay on your arm instead.

[Shea G. @SheaGoe]

This is going to feel like the fastest week of my life. #5days #weddingcountdown

[Shea G. @SheaGoe]

I Am Hungover.

[Shea G. @SheaGoe]

When your usually-racist cousin actually says something almost-not-racist. 😐 #notbad

[Shea G. @SheaGoe]

So so excited for my bachelorette party tomorrow!! 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

[Shea G. @SheaGoe]

I accidentally just finished all of Bob's Burgers on Netflix and now I don't know what to watch..

[Shea G. @SheaGoe]

I am so lucky to have the friends that I have 😊💞👯

[Shea G. @SheaGoe]

When your wedding is 8 days away and your dress still doesn't fit quite right..😆😆😅😅😳😳😭😭

[Shea G. @SheaGoe]

Just ordered groomsmen gifts but didn't realize they're shipping from Poland 😕
If they get here in time it'll be a wedding miracle.

[Shea G. @SheaGoe]

Only 10 days until #AnnoyingWeddingHashtag !!! 👰🏽🔟💐

[Shea G. @SheaGoe]

Talents: Remembering the dance steps to a Zumba workout I did 3 years ago.