Shea

looks like a girl but shes a cheeseball

[Shea @SheaHealy]

@treedoherty Bri I actually could not agree w this more

[Shea @SheaHealy]

@rwallace03 This is good

[Shea @SheaHealy]

@suziesmmith @GMA @taylorswift13 Literally got up to watch GMA this am I’m so excited eeeep bringing us back to 7th grade

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

the olay body wash at CVS has better security

[Mike Fleiss @fleissmeister]

Tonight’s the night! #TheBachelor

[Shea @SheaHealy]

Who wants to give me their Netflix info and password thx u in advance for your service

[Shea @SheaHealy]

Finishing the night with a heavy pour of apple cider to take the edge off

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

People not letting Covid dominate their life is the primary reason we still have Covid

[Shea @SheaHealy]

There is nothing more delicious or unattractive than licking the rim off of a pumpkin beer

[Shea @SheaHealy]

Will people even stand for bs small talk by the water cooler when we get back to the office? Let’s hope not, I can only lie so many times to Diane about what I did over the weekend

[Shea @SheaHealy]

Hey Siri, replay the ‘wild’ music video by John Legend and grab me another tissue

[Shea @SheaHealy]

So you mean to tell me that Hannah Montana is gonna be on call her daddy

[Shea @SheaHealy]

How many girls listening to Taylor in their bed rn?

[Shea @SheaHealy]

If siesta key is cancelled I will start a national movement to bring it back

[Shea @SheaHealy]

Taylor!!! T-Swift!! Girl!!! I see you used quarantine usefully! Proud of you

[cal? @cal_gif]

wtf is a 401k I can barely run 2 miles :(

[6 Figgaz Ent @6figgazent]

I CANT BELIEVE WE STAYED UP AND SCREAMED HAPPY NEW YEAR FOR THIS BULLSHIT

[Shea @SheaHealy]

Mason??? I think we’ve officially lost him

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

without a doubt the best cow fart news you will hear today. #CowsMenu https://t.co/kPCXpjfbGL

[Shea @SheaHealy]

@JohnDun17860421 You caught me

[Shea @SheaHealy]

I have to say that hungover purchases are way more random than drunk purchases. Hence why I have a new mattress pad I do not need