MShea

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[MShea @SheaMyName27]

Idk why, but the term “slow leak” really resonates with my entire life

[MShea @SheaMyName27]

Did anyone else bring their bicycle to the car dealership to make sure that it fit because that was your #1 priority in choosing a car or are you normal? #buyingacartodrivemybikearound

[MShea @SheaMyName27]

@heymollyshea For real! I just popped in on a whim with no receipt, and she found it within seconds 😅

[MShea @SheaMyName27]

Just picked up a jacket I dropped off at the dry cleaners almost 2 years ago if anyone was wondering what level of procrastination I’m at.

[MShea @SheaMyName27]

@kealiepretz No!! It was crazy. I wasn’t expecting them to have it at all 😂

[MShea @SheaMyName27]

You know you’ve run out of things to do when you start making random tiktoks #sos https://t.co/hEn6hyOl5i

[MShea @SheaMyName27]

@jamietavares @neverSHEAdie I’ll be there

[MShea @SheaMyName27]

@neverSHEAdie Never not funny

[MShea @SheaMyName27]

@Cjonsieee @Elindsabeth Lmao saurrryyy 👻

[MShea @SheaMyName27]

When girls ask what my favorite types of food to cook are:

[MShea @SheaMyName27]

@Elindsabeth Lmao too embarrassing to tell the truth 😹

[MShea @SheaMyName27]

Relationship status: The lanyard in my back pocket accidentally caught around a girl’s foot when I was sitting at a bar; She screamed/asked if we were soul mates, and my heart stopped for a solid 5 seconds.... #imfine 🥴

[MShea @SheaMyName27]

@_life_imperfect @ArielleScarcell The term “non-binary” does not necessarily exclude you from identifying as a man and/or woman. Of course these terms are changing and evolving every day, but it may help in understanding to read these: https://t.co/ffLglgjoxo

[MShea @SheaMyName27]

It’s that time of year again!!! Do I blow $50 to join a fantasy football league just to stay relevant with my male coworkers?? 🤔 aka all of my coworkers #DMforyourvote #sportsareeverything

[MShea @SheaMyName27]

@Elindsabeth @Cjonsieee I have NOT been doing a good job lately 😅😅

[Alyson Stoner @AlysonStoner]

"In 2019, I want to propose a new kind of test. Women, can two or more of us get together without mentioning our bodies and diets? It would be a small act of resistance and a kindness to ourselves."

[MShea @SheaMyName27]

Lyft: How many riders?

IT’S JUST ME AGAIN!! 👋

[MShea @SheaMyName27]

@neverSHEAdie @heymollyshea Lolll go for it 😹

[MShea @SheaMyName27]

*Me wearing my normal clothes in every photo*

Girl on Tinder: I see you like to cosplay

😅😅🤦🏻‍♀️