Because the actual story is long as hell, I'll just give you the brief summaries of roughly what happened. For context: if you don't know what shifting is/are not a member of the shifting community, then you're gonna think I'm fucking delusional.
REAL TALK: A lot of us don’t actually hate working. We hate working all day and still wondering how we’re going to pay the next bill. There’s a difference.
Repeat for remaining 3 cookies and roll assembled cookies in rainbow sprinkles. Bake cookies on a parchment lined baking sheet at 350° for 19-21 minutes. Allow to cool completely and enjoy! 😋