Shea The Banditø ||-//

It's hard out here for a gangster. Secretly the Evil Morty. Sad but rad 🤙🏼 #SMSS ➡️ Shit My Students Say 👩🏻‍🏫🤦🏻‍♀️ •||||||||•

[Shea The Banditø ||-// @Shea_TheNinja]

Remember that period of Covid when people were selling plates of what they made for dinner?

Magical.

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Apparently Facebook seems to think that when I snooze someone for 30 days I should then see every post I missed on my newsfeed when the 30 days is over.

[Shea The Banditø ||-// @Shea_TheNinja]

I live my life in Bob’s Burgers references and Emo song lyrics

[Shea The Banditø ||-// @Shea_TheNinja]

Apparently I am being regarded by me peers from high school as an Elder Emo and everyone can refer to me as such from now on

[Shea The Banditø ||-// @Shea_TheNinja]

Me waking up to see the @LAKings score this morning

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The woman announcing this Kings game is so purebred Canadian and I am living for it

[Shea The Banditø ||-// @Shea_TheNinja]

When I take nudes I truly create art ✨🤌🏼

[Shea The Banditø ||-// @Shea_TheNinja]

I dropped my phone between the Starbucks drive through window and my car. The manager had to come out and get it. I can never show my face there again.

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I’ve gotten my students into word searches. I decided to do some with them yesterday. After 5 mins I finished and nonchalantly flipped to the next. They all lost their minds that I was done and one goes “ya wizard ass bitch” 😂😂😂

[Shea The Banditø ||-// @Shea_TheNinja]

Isn’t it sad that adding an extra 3 minutes to our lunch is going to feel like the greatest thing to happen in the last 3 years?

Pay teachers more.

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Trying to decide what to wear to family Christmas that will uphold the expectation of being the family disappointment 🤙🏼

[Shea The Banditø ||-// @Shea_TheNinja]

You’re trying to be in my DMs, I’m sending him lingerie pics from across the thanksgiving table. You’re not him

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

my feelings are never not hurt

[Shea The Banditø ||-// @Shea_TheNinja]

Today a student said “I can’t tell if that’s a real book or a candy jar because you’re always being mystical and shit”

[Shea The Banditø ||-// @Shea_TheNinja]

Cutting out the things that make me feel like I’m not good enough

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

being alone is still too many people

[Brian Nichols @BNicholsLiberty]

Well, this didn't age well.

[Shea The Banditø ||-// @Shea_TheNinja]

My dad says to me in the kitchen, “Thanks for bringing us donuts from Eagle Bay.”

Us?????

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Anyone want a jersey signed by @_TJWatt?

🔁 + 💛 for a chance to win it!

[Shea The Banditø ||-// @Shea_TheNinja]

Tim: “Why watch the movie when you can read the book?”

Me: “omg I know right! So much better”

Tim: “I was being facetious…”

Me: “…oh…”