Simply Shelby Sue

Thirty. Penn State Grad. Wife. Trying to re-learn how to tweet after a long hiatus. Party on Twitter, Party on.

[Simply Shelby Sue @ShebeeSue]

After legitimately getting hit by a truck yesterday, I realize how much I've been over exaggerating pain levels over the years.

[Simply Shelby Sue @ShebeeSue]

@ProPotatoTTV 😂🤣😂

[Simply Shelby Sue @ShebeeSue]

@triveratops I don't like this at all.

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@attrctvmewsance You can do it! I remember the days of walking 6-8 blocks in heels!

[Simply Shelby Sue @ShebeeSue]

For the second time in a week, @tacobell has been out of Baja blast zero.

[Simply Shelby Sue @ShebeeSue]

Dear @ChickfilA , please find a way to make your chicken dairy free. Sincerely, a Celiac that has to go dairy free now too & that means no more grilled chicken sammiches for lunch.

#glutenfreeprobs

[Simply Shelby Sue @ShebeeSue]

Late to the train- but thoroughly enjoying @officeladiespod & @jennafischer 's brief mentions of Kirksville & Truman state. Especially the fact that she adopted a stray cat that made its way to California with her and into People magazine.

[Simply Shelby Sue @ShebeeSue]

Suggest a #beer to my husband! #GamingStuff

[ProPotatoTTV @ProPotatoTTV]

This is the last week of the beer challenge in my stream! 500 bits and I'll purchase a beer of your choice and rate it live on stream. The person that suggests the best one gets $100! #TwitchStreamers #beer #Giveaways

[Simply Shelby Sue @ShebeeSue]

@TheAcademy Perks of Being a Wallflower

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@BeauBecraft My in-laws typically have a spread of meats. I married into the right family.

[Simply Shelby Sue @ShebeeSue]

I'm so confused how I got two tickets to Taylor Swift, considering I'm one of the unluckiest people you'll ever meet.

[Simply Shelby Sue @ShebeeSue]

If anyone is looking to try therapy, @cerebral is giving my friends 70% off their first month to try it out. It has been worth every penny for me so far & I highly recommend! #Therapy

https://t.co/MTw4vkQ977

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

me:

[Simply Shelby Sue @ShebeeSue]

@BeauBecraft I'll take one gluten free please.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The wonders corn boy has done for my mental health this week

[Simply Shelby Sue @ShebeeSue]

@HannahCProctor It's been stuck in my head for days... glad I'm not alone!

[Simply Shelby Sue @ShebeeSue]

Things I bought today I didn't need, but brought me joy:
- Hocus Pocus themed door mat
- a campfire candle
- a tea towel of dogs wearing Halloween costumes
- quirky pumpkin and witch statues

This post is not sponsored by @tjmaxx , but it probably should be. #Fall #Halloween

[Simply Shelby Sue @ShebeeSue]

@ProPotatoTTV @RockMom_TV I just love them so much!

[𝖔𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘 @aperfectpumpkin]

i could really go for a harry potter movie marathon, a stormy night, and an xl pizza

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“It’s too early for Halloween”. Just say you’re boring and go