CARL BISMARK💀

Aspiring Facebook Dad

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Modern Family’ premiered 17 years ago today.

[Lala💎 @ThatgirllalaJ]

Speaking of great sitcoms, why is nobody hyping Brooklyn 99???😭😭😭

[CARL BISMARK💀 @Shebi_oba]

Brooklyn 99 such a top show, I still quote Jake Peralta every single day

[CHO @Chidubem_OH]

Modern family
Brooklyn 99

The rest.

[CHO @Chidubem_OH]

Modern family
Brooklyn 99

The rest.

[Josh Sumoski @Joshsumoski]

Even HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER is way better than THE OFFICE

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Barack Obama at his last press briefing with reporters, 2017:

"I have enjoyed working with all of you. That does not, of course, mean that I've enjoyed every story that you have filed, but that's the point of this relationship. You're not supposed to be sycophants. You're supposed to be skeptics. You're supposed to ask me tough questions. You're not supposed to be complimentary, but you're supposed to cast a critical eye on folks who hold enormous power."

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

DoorDash has ripped off more than 260,000 NYC delivery workers. We’re making them pay $131.5 million — the largest worker settlement in City history.

This is New York, where hard work pays and greed will cost you.

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

So this is what electing a democratic socialist mayor can get you: corporations issuing groveling apologies for underpaying their workers

[Sole Woyinka @_littlehuman_]

The Office is so boring and slow, can we be for real please?

[Riċ @ricblurs]

get your spark back nigga

[CARL BISMARK💀 @Shebi_oba]

@lumsbaby_ I will raise you one better, modern family

[🇨🇦 #FOMO @ranzafc]

Successful Chelsea hate watch on a Friday night

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The mid-season trailer for ‘LANTERNS’ has been released.

Releasing Sundays on HBO.

[Kalshi FC @KalshiFC]

🚨🚨 | Bruno Fernandes almost tied the game at the last minute here! 🤯 https://t.co/InNEhfGmS9

[ikarus @no_stal_g]

@TheCartelDel Turn around and all you see is Gojo Saturo

[Dre Manifest 🤙🏽😬 @dre_manifest]

@IknoBall9 @FearedBuck It didn’t wanna cry when the n word was said tho

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

Max Dowman is 16-years-old.

What the actual fuck.

[MaceAhWindu @MaceAhWindu]

John probably thinks he wasted his entire fucking life

His parents, the Guardians, to turn him into a yes-man replacement for Hal

So yeah when he goes through all that fuck shit and feels nothing when he finally puts it on, I get why he feels that way. #Lanterns

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

𝙸𝙽 𝙱𝚁𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙳𝙰𝚈, 𝙸𝙽 𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙽𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃,

𝙽𝙾 𝙴𝚅𝙸𝙻 𝚂𝙷𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙴𝚂𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙼𝚈 𝚂𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃,

𝙻𝙴𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 𝙴𝚅𝙸𝙻’𝚂 𝙼𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃

𝙱𝙴𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝙼𝚈 𝙿𝙾𝚆𝙴𝚁 𝙶𝚁𝙴𝙴𝙽 #Lanterns 𝙻𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃

[Emma @EmLikesCheeze]

Lanterns ep went crazy tonight