Wanjiku

Pharma-Fairy

[Dr. Rutto Kiprono @Arap_Turitik]

Mbona uliwacha dawa?

Pole daktari.

[mika @mikasagrada]

acabei de descobrir que não importa quão cedo eu vá dormir, eu simplesmente não quero ir trabalhar.

[shotgun 🦋 @teemipretty]

He will die of “natural causes”

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

Every time I start saving aggressively, life introduces a new bill.

[RIIROK🔆 @Chepremacy]

Jersey inanishinda kununua nitawezana Na kujilipia dowry kweli 😂

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Babyyyy I can survive being single…….Being broke is where I draw the line😩😭😂

[Mel✨ @_melvinlucas]

So buying a washing machine wasn’t the problem
I’m just lazy 😭

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

😩😩😩😩

[Behemoth @ChiefBehemoth_]

I love how unreachable I am to my colleagues on weekends. From 6pm Friday to 8am Monday, even if everything burns to the ground, I cannot be reached. Too busy indulging in all the vices that help me tolerate them for 5 days straight. No one is ruining that for me.

[plthing🌼🖤 @_Nimo1]

mia nne ndio nategemea inifikishe end month

[Adesuwa💞💋 @faesuwa]

If I post where I'm at, just know I've left the place.

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

After hearing in-depth details of the birth giving process I’ll stfu if a mother turns religious actually. Not my place to talk fr.

[clinton🔫 @wtf_reema]

hearing your own voice in a recording is horrifying

[miia @miiagarro]

confront a guy about what he did wrong and watch him make it about you

[Vickyybae @taiye___]

The worst part about ignoring a red flag is remembering the exact moment you first noticed it.

[Tanvi Vij @tanvivij92]

An ATM has never touched me inappropriately 💃🏼

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

If I offer you a handshake and you tell me you’re a hugger, what do you think that info does for me? It’s practically useless. Today, you’re a handshaker.

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

"Are you sure you don’t mind if we cancel?"

me :

[Muna @Munalozy]

I live in constant fear of being asked to share a “fun fact about me”

[Somiiii🥀 @Onomilo24]

I am indeed one of those babes that you’ll see eating the corn they bought on the road as they’re walking😔