Adeola

peace, love and amala

[🎧Astro girl🫧 @Amarachukwuuu]

He would never do that for her though

[Babájídé @Babajiide]

I’d argue that our poverty is why classism exists. Everyone knows we’re poor, so people spend too much time trying to prove they aren’t as poor as the next person.

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

There's this thing that happens at Nigerian parties that amuses me.

They treat high table guests like mini-gods and regulars as if they came to beg.

As someone who used to work in events, I’ve seen guests target vendors as if it’s their fault, but they don’t know what goes down in vendors’ meetings.

The client will tell you:
Small chops is only for the high table,
Suya is only for the high table,
Milkshake is only for the high table, Barbecue is only for the high table.

Then why don’t you just invite only high table guests to the party?

[CHECK YOUR DM @DrightSauce]

What a useless way to live

[JH @FishBowlOfWine]

Yoruba people trying to say someone did this and that: He did calabash. He did plate.

[Adeola @Sheeeedarh_]

Sorry? I’m lost

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Piles of garbage from Taylor Swift’s wedding have sold out, after being listed for $25/bag.

[Mr Chowder 🏆 @judahmartins]

The one life wey God give me make I Dey use am Dey count calories

[acidburns @TheAcidBurns3]

Your government is testing what you'll tolerate and a lot of us are tolerating way way WAY too much.

[Lebo💋 @RelebogileeM]

One thing about me I will delete your number.

[Small_eared_bunny🐰 @Oyewunmi_]

Yesterday I became a lawyer❤️

Meet:

O.M. Oyewunmi, Esq.
LL.B (Hons.), University of Ilorin
B.L. (First Class), Nigerian Law School (Port Harcourt Campus)

[tems 𝖘z𝖓 @temsszn]

“They say Yoruba women like bling, so I always have to have something that shines.”

— Tems on British Vogue ✨

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Please be picky, everything you want exists.

[Fireboy DML @fireboydml]

! THE ALBUM

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

money can’t buy happiness but mr. money is happy like mad

[koko 🥶 @midpatkey]

Le fait qu’aucun amour ne pourra jamais me faire abandonner une vie de luxe

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

Sholape, I promise you, if you can put out 15k every week, in a few months you can save up to a reasonable amount to buy an iPhone, even if it’s UK used.

It’s okay to want one. Don’t use contentment and “I know what a lot of girls have done……” to console yourself.

Girls are hustling, my dear.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Breaking news: Security forces have finally rescued the pupils and teachers abduct£d in Oriire LGA of Oyo State 👏

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

‘You look so beautiful. Your man is trying.’

It’s ALL ME. There is no man. Don’t give my accolades to somebody else o.

[Ferdy @Burmese_Tyga_]

Tinubu just casually changed Nigerian national anthem and Nigerians stopped singing any anthem altogether. 🤷‍♂️