Ali Smyth

Theres always some cunt with a guitar! Im very much into my Tipp and my United....my happiness rests on both generally.....no pressure lads

[Mountbattens Legs @Corumlinvirus]

Do I think it was set up by the CIA? Absolutely. There's no way England got to the final on merit alone.

[Circe @vocalcry]

As everyone was talking about the shot that missed Trump, I began to wonder… had I missed my shot with Big?

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

I guess it was inevitable. The Government has decided @RosieisaHolt has a winning formula and Ministers are now instructed to mimic her

[Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl]

I think he should be forced to carry it to term

[Ali Smyth @Sheeeeesh]

@scottygb THANK YOU!!!!

[Tom Jamieson @jamiesont]

Just the Editor of The Spectator being body slammed by a cat…

Will miss this place when it’s gone

[Sean McDonald @seanmcdonald01]

Really shocked to hear about the death of Ghislaine Maxwell next week.

[Ali Smyth @Sheeeeesh]

@crim_tweets_ I really need a mom or a mom and I want a dad or dad or dad and a dad or something because

[David Connors @peterswellman]

I’d choose a stint in Guantanamo Bay over being stuck on this flight.

[Rachel Riley MBE 💙 @RachelRileyRR]

Sorry if I haven’t been more clear on this issue, happy to clarify.

I also think Prince Andrew should not play for Manchester United.

[Ali Smyth @Sheeeeesh]

I feel seen

[Sarah Hollowell 🦝 @sarahhollowell]

Laying in bed every night thinking "Wow, it would be so nice to read before bed." The book is right next to me. I have chosen the book. I have prepared the book. Why can I not pick up the book. Why can I not open the book and read the book. Why is there only Scrolling.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

Reading America Ferrera’s monologue in #Barbie before I go to bed every night like it’s my Bible

[Culture @CultureHOF]

woah

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

They finally make a movie for people who are 12 inches tall with no genitals and those people don't even like it.

[Ali Smyth @Sheeeeesh]

@ruafaointuath This is hard 😅

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Never deleting this app.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

The existence of Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies the existence of a Tom Hollandest.