ˢʰᵉᵉˢʰ Simon

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[ˢʰᵉᵉˢʰ Simon @SheeeshSimon]

You may be able to rip your juul but you wouldn’t last one fucking day in Harry Potter World

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON.

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

What the fuck is going on in New York 😭😭😭

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

get wembanyahu off the fucking court

[ˢʰᵉᵉˢʰ Simon @SheeeshSimon]

Obessesion had me clenched grasping on to my girlfriend letting out mini screams. The girl next to me was crying at the end of the movie inside of her boy friends shoulders. 10/10

[dennis @basedondennis]

someone on insta paid me $25 to guess their car and well ya u know how it went

[dennis @basedondennis]

i have a serious case of untreated car autism and im not joking look At all the times i’ve doxxed all my oomfs cars

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

when i was a kid i thought sodomize meant "obliterate" until one day my dad yelled at me for saying "we got sodomized out there" after the orioles lost a playoff game

[Izzy @losemeotw]

Hunter Biden summer

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Hunter Biden is killing it out here 🤣💀

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Hunter Biden coming back to Twitter

[Dante @DanteTheDon]

Hunter Biden is on a mission to make me like him. And he’s crushing it

[theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️▲ @theoluminati]

I’m so in love

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisSss]

i thought tequila was gonna make her freaky, she beat my ass last night

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Austin Lieberman @LiebermanAustin]

Thanks to the @oasishealthapp I’ve switched from poisonous FairLife Protein Milk to Bourbon and I can’t even begin to explain how much healthier I feel.

[finopticon @igotmysandwich]

Gay dr seuss

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

I worked as key grip on Mandorian & Grogu. Pedro was a real gem but Grogu…yeesh. Late to set, constantly on coke, harassed the female crew, and would sneeze all over crafty. Never meet your heroes.

[ˢʰᵉᵉˢʰ Simon @SheeeshSimon]

Last 2 nights across EDC I’ve had a reoccurring dream that they’re giving away free matzo ball soup with no lids at the festival and it’s either spilling in my back back or leaked into my camel bak… Is this a bad omen? Only time will tell @EDC_LasVegas #edc

[ˢʰᵉᵉˢʰ Simon @SheeeshSimon]

we need a @Elibrownbeats b2b @MARTENHORGER