Kevin-"isms"

The philosophical proverbs of Kevin Sheehan.

[Kevin-"isms" @SheehanBible]

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[Kevin-"isms" @SheehanBible]

Yes, I prefer Diggs for 1 year because if Aiyuk does well, he’ll want to be paid going into Jayden’s contract year. That said, it would be a good problem to have. There’s still very little downside to Aiyuk.

[Kevin-"isms" @SheehanBible]

Truly remarkable…

To people on both sides of this issue:

(1) if you’re completely against it, why? He will cost next to nothing… very little downside.

(2) if you unabashedly want Aiyuk, and his actions haven’t at least given you pause, then I question your judgement.

[Cedonia Ave. @KMBmoreX]

The next few weeks of Commanders twitter is gonna be a freaking doozy...

[Kevin-"isms" @SheehanBible]

@kevinsheehanDC

[SB 🪖 @welovesweetboy_]

“dracaryth”

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@thomloverro

[NFL @NFL]

When @lukamodric10 & @David_Alaba had @_CeeDeeThree attempt a scissor kick 😂

[Kevin-"isms" @SheehanBible]

He’s just here for the Defenders championship game. 🤪

[Ben Standig @BenStandig]

New Brandon Aiyuk IG post. Note the location. https://t.co/nwPufrhfnR

[Kevin-"isms" @SheehanBible]

You box score watchers can’t have it both ways. Pick one. You can’t “fall off” if you got hurt and only started 7 games.

[Bryce DeGroat @NFL_Convo]

Jayden Daniels…

Positives✅
Rushing Upside

Negatives❌
Fell Off After Rookie Season
Mid Supporting Cast
Very Injury Prone
Tough Schedule

This is NOT a guy I want to target in Fantasy🤮

[Kevin-"isms" @SheehanBible]

Spend some time with your family this offseason everyone. 😂

[106.7 The Fan @1067theFan]

Could the Commanders leak a story to force a release? It's a thought, but unlikely. Brandon Aiyuk may just be a mess. #NFL #Commanders #PlayerRelease #Football #SportsAnalysis

[Kevin-"isms" @SheehanBible]

I think it’s time we collectively reassess this as a fanbase 😂

Give Diggs some good gtd $ for one year or trade for BTJ at this point.

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

A warrant has been issued for Brandon Aiyuk’s arrest (speeding) in Northern California, per @nypost

[Kevin-"isms" @SheehanBible]

I’m honestly more surprised that he’s married tbh.

[David Lombardi @LombardiHimself]

Brandon Aiyuk follows 3 accounts on IG:

-His wife
-Jayden Daniels
-The Commanders

[Kevin-"isms" @SheehanBible]

WOAH

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, sources tell @adamschefter, @rapsheet and @TomPelissero.

The Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.

[Kevin-"isms" @SheehanBible]

Yeah it’s definitely the peak of the offseason 😂

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

🚨🚨 #Browns QB Deshaun Watson was ON FIRE during team drills today, throwing for 6 TDs

[Kevin-"isms" @SheehanBible]

I hate to be the pessimist, but today’s NFL simply requires more weapons than we currently have. That 28th in the Fox article was a completely fair ranking.

We’re lucky to have Jayden because he can mask that. Hopefully there’s a sleeper on the team.

[DC Football @TheDistrictNFL]

All this talk about receivers… here’s the simple truth: As long as Jayden, Terry, and Tunsil are healthy this offense should be just fine. Capable of out scoring most teams if the defense does their job at all.

Anything more helps. But we’re in trouble if any of those 3 are out

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

🚨🚨 The #Jaguars reportely have at least talked to two teams about WR Brian Thomas

[Kevin-"isms" @SheehanBible]

Ah yes. Seed oils, that was the issue.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Interesting: #Titans HC Robert Saleh said one of the first moves the team made in its nutrition overhaul was removing all seed oils from the building.

He says players have appreciated it.

[Kevin-"isms" @SheehanBible]

Justified tbh. He has to live through a tank year.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#AZCardinals QB Jacoby Brissett is not present as his team begins its first practice of voluntary OTAs.

The starting QB has been staying away as he seeks a raise for 2026.

[Kevin-"isms" @SheehanBible]

Get back for what?? Giving him an extra few million for drafting way higher than projected??

[brandon @JayDanielsMVP]

Former #Commanders CB Emmanuel Forbes sent a message shortly after the schedule release

“Get back don’t have a date ‼️👍🏾”

[Kevin-"isms" @SheehanBible]

The big question:

Love’s rookie year is in a similar situation to Jeanty’s 2025 rookie year. Is he worth picking high in fantasy?

[Ben Fawkes @BFawkes22]

The Arizona Cardinals are the only NFL team that is currently an underdog in all 17 games this season, including EIGHT as a double-digit 'dog

[Kevin-"isms" @SheehanBible]

Wild to think that we were almost 4-2 before this play. Season can change in an instant.

[brandon @JayDanielsMVP]

When Kliff Kingsbury called a play from shotgun instead of under center for 1 yard vs the Bears last season 😭

[Kevin-"isms" @SheehanBible]

Cardinals gotta be the betting favorite to have the worst record in the league.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The #Cardinals are underdogs in every game this season, and they are TD-or-more underdogs in each of their first 11 games:

Wk 1: @ Chargers (+11.5)
Wk 2: Seahawks (+10)
Wk 3: @ 49ers (+11.5)
Wk 4: @ Giants (+7)
Wk 5: Lions (+8.5)
Wk 6: @ Rams (+13.5)
Wk 7: Broncos (+7.5)
Wk 8: @ Cowboys (+10.5)
Wk 9: @ Seahawks (+13.5)
Wk 10: Rams (+10.5)
Wk 11: @ Chiefs (+11.5)