Sheekowalace

MACHO MACK 📍

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Ruto really organized an entire two day Kenya Health Summit at KICC to tell us “Uwongo na ujinga hubamba mafala” and claim SHA is working, while nurses are literally on Day 28 of a nationwide strike over unpaid CBAs.

[Mtu McBuzz @AntoineGizenga]

But no, a stadium and state lodge for northern Kenya first

[Plantain Hashira @femii_p]

Imagine claiming a woman cannot be raped because she’s a sex worker

They need to kill some of you

[Pengu @Penguxn]

tweets like this serve as a constant reminder that it doesn't matter what you do someone out there will literally hate you for simply existing so you may aswell be yourself

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Inevitable.

The @PFA Players' Player of the Year for 2025/26: Bruno Fernandes! ⭐️🏆

[• @utdjohnyy]

This might genuinely be the hardest Bruno edit I’ve ever seen🔥

[asia sirena 🐉 @asiasirena]

are you guys aware that you can literally wear whatever you want? 😭

[Premier League @premierleague]

Premier League Player of the Season.
Man Utd Player of the Season.
FWA Footballer of the Year.
PFA Players’ Player of the Year.

The 2025-26 season belongs to Bruno Fernandes.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⭐️ OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes wins PFA Player of the Year Award for season 2025/26.

[The Liquid Metal Himself @iam_jerrymoses]

The devil doesn’t attack you head on, he first plants an idea in your head.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

You're a good living proof that getting older doesn't make one wise, even fools age.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Sure we can, ATMs don’t talk or kill women.

[Nahashon Kimemia @NahashonKimemia]

Every salaried worker who feels the pinch of SHA and housing levy should remember that those deductions would not have been possible without Ndindi Nyoro. He was the Chair of the Budget Committee that pushed them through Parliament.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

The scary part isn’t the corruption anymore.
It’s how normal it has become.
Evidence gets exposed.
People react online.
And then nothing happens.

[Ibrahim @IbnLMubarak]

As a guy, I’ll recommend you need more platonic relationships with women. They’re most likely to come through for you at your lowest than anyone else.

[You Know @thevabzzzzz]

The average Kenyan politician is absolutely foolish.

[Wickedest Divinity @FuukTwitar]

Wash your dicks you fucking pigs.

[KEllys.🍃 @maziwafresh]

"wewe endelea kuishi vile ulikuwa unaishi before tuanze ku date" is a hard line.

Up there with "Jesus Wept"

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

END THE SEASON NOW, I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH

[Neli M 🇸🇿🇿🇦 @NellyM_0]

As someone who has lost a parent. I don’t remember calling my friends one by one to talk them. The friend who stays close to my house heard the news and told all my other friends.
Can’t be nursing friends’ feelings while grieving the loss of a parent.