Sheena

Even the best fall down sometimes

[Sheena @Sheena_74]

My first thought every morning:

[Sunny Hundal @sunny_hundal]

Everything is a fucking mess

[Noubari @Noubariii]

Es más probable que el Tottenham gane un Oscar

[Alicia🫧 @alicialartey]

Wipe the plan 2 loans please xx

[spam @catsbelief]

for a girl who loves sleep so much you think i’d go to bed earlier

[Victor Baez | Club Ambition @itsavibe]

2018 was a crazy year

[xlv @shadadzaii]

have they ever just tried to sign a normal player. Like it’s either a 13 year old from Brazil 9th division or a 36 year old

[EsDeeKid @esdeekidd]

are you climbing this mountain for the world to see you or to see the world

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[BB. 🇦🇱 @6illy___]

Someone who won the world cup sweepstake alongside me messaged the whole company on Slack like "pls donate my winnings to an autism charity" now I gotta do the same. THANKS MATE

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Hands down highlight of the tournament. 🤣

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

It’s all over. World Cup over , Wimbledon over. Nothing to distract you but the terrifying reality of your own thoughts now. Never mind, it’ll be autumn soon where everything dies.

[Mitch Fretton @mitch_fretton]

Romero making sure he’s fit for the entirety of the World Cup just to get injured as soon as he has to go back to club football. Classic Cuti.

[not emma @buttholefactory]

Really bothers me that Americans call pasta ‘noodles’. That’s not noodles. Noodles are noodles.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

SHEIN and Temu does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@DaveModculture You’ll be hearing it all nxt year you SPUNKBUBBLE

[Joe @totnumjoe]

Possibly the funniest tweet an official club has ever made

[D @dnjmz]

Djed Spence saw all the babes call him handsome and he’s playing like it

[Billie @Billie_T]

Not even exaggerating, did Spence randomly become the best player in the world

[gurman. @gurmaaannn]

these England flags are confusing me cos do you want it to come home or do you want me sent back home

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

Soon as your mouth starts watering the saxophones are at maximum volume.

[Rue @rglwsm]

No one says goodnight sleep tight don’t let the bedbugs bite anymore and that worries me