Shep

22, he/him, acespec, resident ampharos fan

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literally i was just showing someone the chart what the fuck

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my body is a machine that turns the cold side of the pillow into the hot side of the pillow in a matter of seconds

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why is it called a burner if its intended function is not to burn your food

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@AkashicGaming holy shit hi

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i feel like i could tweet some shit and someone might see it

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what if bacteria was made up by big government to sell more hand sanitizer

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first 36 clear gahdamn
yeah i know i'm hitting a little early i rush the hell out of this chart

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delta is the worst airline ever why don't they have the cat in the hat movie for in flight entertainment

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this doesn't feel real i genuinely didn't think i'd hit sys_deicide SSS+ in a single throwaway attempt today

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@LusumiMusic loud

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76 total plays on this chart so far. i'll get there someday

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happy miku day to those who celebrate

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pokemon are employees. they get paid in experience

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why do you need a doctor to tell you your blood works

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if a circle was really 360 degrees, how come i can touch one without getting burned?

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@LusumiMusic it sure is

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i hate every single goddamn thing about this and i can't do anything about it bc i have no dashcam and there's zero chance i'd win this in court. genuinely kill me bro

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got pulled over for going 59 in a 55 yesterday, cop says i was in a 45 (i was not) and i get ticketed
now i can't even fucking make an account to do driving school because the state of florida cannot verify my identity and i can't call them bc they don't even let me wait on hold

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@joe__fight i'm feeling so joe today