Ewen Orme

Coding, Cars and Cairn Terriers.

[Hooded Horse @HoodedHorseInc]

Attention @AtS_CityBuilder players on Nintendo Switch:

We are aware of the DLC redemption issue that has impacted some Switch players in Europe and Australia. We're working quickly with our distribution partner to get it resolved.

Read below for more details.

[Synova @OneSynova]

Delighted to announce our investment in @unityfive the leading provider of software to the parking and traffic management sector through its “ZatSuite” SaaS solution. @OneSynova proud to #partner
#technology #software #SaaS #parkingmanagement #growth #privateequity #founders

[John Doran @johnnyboydoran]

Shocking service from Currys today. Delivery cancelled so I called customer services who were unable to advise when it will be rescheduled . I then asked to speak to a Manager and was promised a callback which never happened!
@currys @CurrysServices @currysplc

[Ewen Orme @Sheepalot]

Ask Alexa to play “Dead Ringer for Love” then begin to wonder if you need to reset her to break her infinite loop. #Meatloaf. Try it.

[Ewen Orme @Sheepalot]

Don't get angry at @Steam about #SteamDeck, it's unreasonable to expect a company that deals predominantly in hardware to have the expertise to deal with software traffic at scale... hang on.

[Ewen Orme @Sheepalot]

Funny looking hashtag, but what the hell, I'm down with the kids. #resevation_fulfillment_estimate_1

[Ewen Orme @Sheepalot]

Hi @eBay_UK, I'm struggling here. We had a package arrive damaged and missing content via #packlink. Over a month of trying and nobody is being any help, they refuse to raise a complaint or more importantly respond to a SAR.

[Ewen Orme @Sheepalot]

LastSadPanda that as a long fight on #DemonsSouls

[Ewen Orme @Sheepalot]

@aspose Is there an issue with your words cloud service we've been getting 500 errors for the last day.

[Ewen Orme @Sheepalot]

@smillieg @davidrpooley @MicrosoftStore Same.

[Plunger Mettaur @AC_Dreadnaught]

Good to see that York still doesn't make sense #DeadlyPremonition2 #NintendoSwitch

[Ewen Orme @Sheepalot]

When they start slurry spreading in the field behind your house. #DeadlyPremonition2 Loving the game.

[Ewen Orme @Sheepalot]

@rossdurston Hah, no I never did. Did we record them on a PC or Mini disc? There must be a copy still out there somewhere.

[Ewen Orme @Sheepalot]

Dear @EufyOfficial, your cameras are refusing to recognise my wife as human. This is both worrying for me, bad for her self-esteem and possibly a threat to security everywhere if she turned to a life of crime. Please advise. #bodypositive

[Ewen Orme @Sheepalot]

@theknottyshow Xxx

[Ewen Orme @Sheepalot]

Found twitter again.

[Ewen Orme @Sheepalot]

First up, why is @amazon #alexa still so terrible at absolutely everything. I've been using it for music for years and this fact has just crept up on me. Like, doesn't it have ungodly amounts of training data, idk, it should be like skynet or something by now.

[Ewen Orme @Sheepalot]

@deployhq Hope you get it sorted soon, good luck!

[Ewen Orme @Sheepalot]

@VodafoneUK I've written code, ran an infrastructure and managed a team all over your 4g network in the last 90 days. The service has been nothing short of exceptional. Thank you.

[Ewen Orme @Sheepalot]

It's working! Weekend spent 50% circuit designing, 50% on animated train ascii art. https://t.co/JCOHjY7EG4